Beggars Eggo

The act of taking a frozen eggo waffle and inserting into pre heated vagina. This creates a toasted eggo which then will pop out of the vagina as it would a conventional toaster. Then the delicious toasted waffle is fed to a hungry/homeless/ beggar. Hilarity ensues.

damn sarah o when you gave that homeless man a real juicy beggars eggo.

by mile ray cyrus December 29, 2008

Egon Special

When you stuff a chick's vagina full of marshmallows, then you and a buddy bang her in the same mallow filled hole and cum at the exact same time (crossing the streams) resulting in your dick being covered in a sticky, marshmallowy mess when you pull out. And if that isn't awesome enough, I'm pretty sure you get to nail Sigourney Weaver afterwards!

"We were camping and my ladyfriend got sick of toasting the marshmallows so she asked if I could give her an Egon Special"

by DoBeDe May 10, 2009

shit with egg on

if asked what your making for dinner, then say
'shit with egg on'

it means....

whats for dinner? (Adam Gibbins)
shit with egg on (mUM)

by GIBBOADDY June 6, 2010

Egg on your face

Meaning - To be embarrassed.
Origin - Yellow egg shows up vividly well on your face if you don't wipe your mouth after eating, and, unless you're really thick-skinned, that's embarrassing.

Stan had egg on his face after saying he could easily do fifty push-ups, and then giving up after doing just twenty.

Make sure you have your story straight - go public without the facts and you will have egg on your face.

by koravar July 20, 2010

egonomics

Purchases made to satisfy the ego of the purchaser, rather than out of necessity. Often company directors subscribe to this philosophy.

by Ian Chode August 11, 2003

eggnishner

australian term for a cooling device inside the house (not unlike an air conditioner)

turn on the egnishner its to hot in here

by Andrew Brook February 1, 2005

eggnoited

A person who has a turned up nose or a smashed in face. The tip of the nose has to either be turned upward or the person's chin and eyes stick out further than the nose.

The guy on Clerks II in Mooby's who pukes after Randal gives him shit on Lord of the Rings. He's eggnoited.

by The Cannadys July 28, 2007