by kaelynm June 01, 2009
twilight character.
complete stalker to bella. he falls in love with her, both looking the age of seventeen, even though he really is like, 80 years older than her.
he sparkles. you've got to be kidding me.
he is stephenie meyer's secret tool of making girls search for a sparkly fictional vampire because they basically have no lives. the books he's mentioned in is probably going to do that to you.
complete stalker to bella. he falls in love with her, both looking the age of seventeen, even though he really is like, 80 years older than her.
he sparkles. you've got to be kidding me.
he is stephenie meyer's secret tool of making girls search for a sparkly fictional vampire because they basically have no lives. the books he's mentioned in is probably going to do that to you.
"So wat if Edward Cullen is old? he looks young would you fuck your grandpa if he looked 17?" - twilighter.
See what's happened!?
See what's happened!?
by Anni[eek!] April 28, 2009
An oral sex act that requires a man to eat out a woman while she is on the rag thus leaving traces of blood around his orifice like a vampire.
"Dude, did someone just punch you in the mouth?"
"Naw man, girl's on her period, and I just Edward Cullen'd the shit out of her."
"Naw man, girl's on her period, and I just Edward Cullen'd the shit out of her."
by IMAFATMcBob February 21, 2010
A fictional character from Stephanie Meyer's novels, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn. He is a sparkling vampire who all idiot girls are in love with. They don't get the fact that he is just another guy made famous because of how "sexy" he is. All fan girls of Edward Cullen are stupid, brainwashed idiots!
Fangirl: OMG!!! ISN'T EDWARD CULLEN JUST SOOO HOT!
Normal person: No...?
Fangirl: OMG, I WANT A SEXY VAMPIRE LIKE HIM!
Normal person: So what's up with you?
Fangirl: EDWARD CULLEN'S GIRLFRIEND SHOULD BE ME! I HATE BELLA FOR HAVING HIM!!! <3 I LOVE HIM
Normal person: *walks away*
Normal person: No...?
Fangirl: OMG, I WANT A SEXY VAMPIRE LIKE HIM!
Normal person: So what's up with you?
Fangirl: EDWARD CULLEN'S GIRLFRIEND SHOULD BE ME! I HATE BELLA FOR HAVING HIM!!! <3 I LOVE HIM
Normal person: *walks away*
by Mnsuprstar June 20, 2009
Jacob Black is better than Edward Cullen.
by ewalk316 December 02, 2009
Bella: Edward Cullen is my boyfriend
Bella’s friend: I don’t like that
Bella: I don’t give a crap what you think
Bella’s friend: I don’t like that
Bella: I don’t give a crap what you think
by Twilightgirl124 January 12, 2019
Edward Cullen (pronounced 'pedophile') is a sparkly, 117-year-old virgin sparklepire from the atrocious book/movie saga, Twilight.
He is the girlfri- I mean, boyfriend of the bland teenage Mary Sue, Bella Swan and the long-time rival of borderline-rapist, Jacob Black (see 'fake-ass werewolf').
His pastimes are sparkling, jumping around the woods and watching 17 year old girls sleep.
He is the girlfri- I mean, boyfriend of the bland teenage Mary Sue, Bella Swan and the long-time rival of borderline-rapist, Jacob Black (see 'fake-ass werewolf').
His pastimes are sparkling, jumping around the woods and watching 17 year old girls sleep.
person #1: "I swear someone is in bedroom watching us... "
person #2: "Yeah, it's that pedophile, Edward Cullen."
person #2: "Yeah, it's that pedophile, Edward Cullen."
by whattheheckisapseudonym? August 10, 2010