A complete asshole that sucks at what he is doing, and draws a lot of hate, especially for being ugly.
by TTsuk November 25, 2007
Get the douche bagmug. by matt@ajs June 1, 2007
Get the douche bagmug. 1: How much douche is in your bag?
2: This much!(throws douche in 1's face)
3: Ow! My eyes, my eyes!
2: This much!(throws douche in 1's face)
3: Ow! My eyes, my eyes!
by Marisela July 25, 2004
Get the douche bagmug. by PwNED November 1, 2003
Get the douche bagmug. A person who works for their daddy because they are too damn lazy to go out and get a job in the real world.
by Wyldeforge March 17, 2004
Get the douche bagmug. an annoying room mate who makes stupid jokes and quotes Seinfeld. laughs loudly at the wrong time. makes jokes and comments about you but gets pissed off and cries when you do it to him. takes his computer into the bathroom late at night for extended periods of time and claims "I was playing chess". Talks to his obese girlfriend who he met on Myspace and dated for three months and now plans on marrying her when you're trying to sleep. Pulls down his beat sheet when he knows you're right but doesn't want to admit it. Listens to annoyingly gay music loudly and tries to sing but he really sucks. Not just at singing but at everything. Thinks he's really great when everyone around him thinks he a complete loser. His belief of the afterlife is exploring the universe. Basically anyone like my old roommate.
by everyday balloons January 13, 2010
Get the douche bagmug. A male with a crude, inflated, or outrageous sense of masculinity, expressed with displays lacking in imagination or taste.
by gladtohelpout February 12, 2010
Get the douche bagmug.