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Double barrel SNOTgun

It's when your nose is really stuffy and you simultaneously blow air really hard through each nostril, which might be enough to blast snot from both of them at the same time, projecting a scattered tapestry of snot onto whatever you happened to be aiming you face at. It can also be done unintentionally, such as when you sneeze really hard and manage to cover your mouth but it gets diverted to your nose, spraying particles every which way. Regardless it's pretty disgusting so make sure you use a damn tissue next time or if you don't have one sneeze into your sleeve.
"Oh well that's gross. That guy just fired his double barrel SNOTgun at his desk and now there's boogers everywhere."

"I was sitting in class and this guy behind me blasted the back of my head with a double barrel SNOTgun. Guess that explains why my nose is feeling a little stuffy and I feel a cold coming on. ACHOO!"
by Suckmytoes_77 September 26, 2023
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Double-Barrel

While going down on her, you get hit with a fart and a queef at the same time.
Yo, Mark I was eating out Jane last night and she TOTALLY double-barreled me right in the face!
by Prominent Chub November 30, 2018
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Double barrel

Taking two shots of fireball shooters at the same time
Want to rip some double barrels before going to this 2 year olds birthday party
by Stan halen December 14, 2018
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Double barreled asshole

A man that usually brings his nice friend into a fight
Guy 1: Hey fuckface

Guy 2: Ya wanna fight?
Guy 1: Lemme get my friend
Guy 3: So whats this suprise?
Guy 2: Oh you double barreled asshole
by Turkey_Slapper69420 February 17, 2022
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The Double-Barrel Shotgun

When two penises are put side-by-side, and in some way attached. Then get a blowjob, ejaculating at the same time.
Me and my Jeff gave some girl The Double-Barrel Shotgun last night
by BLACKBO1 May 16, 2025
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Double barrel

The sex act of taking two cocks in your mouth and then ejaculating
by Mario and Luigi rule34 August 17, 2023
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Mavin Street Double Barrel Discharge

The move used to counter a Mavin Street Masturbation Manoeuvre. The act involves getting inebriated and then sitting on the toilet, releasing liquid excrement from the anus while vomiting into the sink.
Bro 1: ‘I feel very I’ll’
Bro 2: ‘ he’s definitely gonna do a Mavin Street Double Barrel Discharge
Bro 3: ‘wow the rats are going to wish they didn’t live in our sewer!’
by JimmyTomlinson2 December 7, 2024
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