a smart and beautiful girl that will capture your heart in a glimpse and leave you broken like a shattered glass
by yoursecretadmirer.from.APITONG October 29, 2022

by undertheradar January 5, 2024

Deston is a super alpha sigma that comes from a troubled past. Straight from Ohio. Typically his last name will be Johnson, but he is still a sigma and the peoples heart. Blonde hair. Is the lone wolf that will always give you the alpha pack vibe. Also known as the albino monkey and diggity dog Destin, this person will usually be the highest in the room. Just their ego, their stature not so much.
by Dustinlover123 February 14, 2024

A slampiece in a remote destination, that one travels to to hook up with, or hooks up with every time he or she is visiting that location
"Kari has a destination slam in every state in Brazil. She stays with one of them every year during Carnaval"
"I'm Chris's NYC destination slam"
"I'm Chris's NYC destination slam"
by Smart Laxer October 3, 2017

The attempt to Tony hawk while drunk off your ass as you crush a can on your head while being flipped off by a lad as a fire rages on near by
Oh and theres a fat pig somewhere off to the right
Oh and theres a fat pig somewhere off to the right
by Irish_lad reviews May 27, 2019

This pitchfork i had strapped to my truck fell off and ended up Final Destinationing the motorcycle rider behind me.
by O. Lloyd August 28, 2022

When your missus drinks a can of beer, smashes it on her head, then tries to ride a skateboard off the roof and smacks her face so your son flips her the bird and yells out "fuck you ya bitch" and your pet pig is chilling in the corner of the back yard chewing on your baby's head.
by You're not my real dad May 14, 2019
