Decision Prison

When you are mentally and emotionally unable to make a decision.

Meghan and Nathan could not decide what to do on Saturday night. There were so many options, they fell into a decision prison.

by meggymc September 3, 2022

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Driveway Decision

When you decide where you're going and what you're doing in the driveway right before you leave rather than planning ahead of time.

Do you want to plan it out or just make a driveway decision

by .Bwy. November 16, 2023

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Decision velocity

The rate of speed and fervor a person brings forth when coming to a conclusion

The depth of one's decision velocity becomes apparent when multitasking

by anonymous September 10, 2025

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 8, 2025

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Montage Based Decision Making (MBDM)

The cognitive process by which an individual makes a decision based solely on the emotional gratification he or she received while viewing that decision played out in a montage movie style format. In this montage, the individual is the main character of a super epic story, in which they are better looking than they actually are. However, this montage has no connection whatsoever to reality and the end result is disastrous consequences, wasted time, and usually suicide before the age of 35.

Mick: Dude, I'm thinking of studying cinematography out West, I think I could be really good at it and I see myself in my head just killing it all the time and being dope.

Jack: dude, don't do that. That's Montage Based Decision Making (MBDM).
Mick: ye.

by BonerMasterMick2 May 19, 2024

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Decision

An irreversible allocation of resources

CEO on phone to Management Scientist "Hello my favourite data scientist". Management Scientist (MS): "Mr CEO, I'm not a data scientist, that's a pejorative term - I'm a management scientist". CEO: "OK, what can I help you with?". MS, "Well, that decision you have before the board, I just want to let you know that not making a decision is still a decision". CEO: "How so?" MS: "If you decide not to allocate resources to the decision before the opportunity to do so passes, then it will be irreversible, and you may not have the opportunity to do so later". CEO: "Oh crap".

by CompSciFutures February 26, 2023

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