dad

someone who went to get milk and didn't come back

ayo dude, it's been 3 years and my dad hasn't come back with the goddamn milk!

by AugustTheHornyInventor January 28, 2022

Dad

Shit idk....

Nigga 1: Are we goin to yo dads crib?
Nigga 2: Nigga, my what?

by Maid ahaha she jajfjdsm February 17, 2019

dad

A mysterious creature that is a master at hiding. Nobody knows much about the famed dad due to their skittishness and reluctance to cooperate with humans. In rare sightings, we observe them consuming what appears to be alcohol and drugs consumed used by humans. For decades, scientists have dedicated their life's work to studying these complex findings trying to draw any sort of conclusion they can about the elusive being known simply as "dad".

"Have you ever seen a dad before?"
"No, have you?"
"Once, back in '93."

by nophun0 September 1, 2021

Dad

Also known as the guy with the wallet in the family.

"Hey dad, can you buy me some Rice Krispies Treats?"

by moppinggurl June 5, 2018

Dad

Your Mother's Husband

Hey Dad, can I have some food

by f_t_l March 1, 2021

Dad

Someone who will come back with the milk after you become a famous footballer.

Dad: im going to go get some milk

69 years and 420 days later: AIGHT ARE YOU FAMOUS

by Clamingo January 7, 2021

Dadful

A word used to describe something that gives off “dad vibes”. Commonly used when referring to the hobbies of a white Midwestern dad. Things like golfing and 2016 alternative rock are somethings that could be described as “dadful”.

1.you: my father was listening to this dadful music
other: insert classic Dad band. Metallica?
You: yeah

2. friend: i listen to coldplay
you: damn, that’s dadful

by buttery69 July 1, 2021