Wilted Cucumber

When a penis can not under any circumstances get an erection it is like a wilted cucumber.

Girls and some guys have been known to use cucumbers as sex toys, but a wilted cucumber is just no use to anyone.

Unlike whiskey dick or normal impotency. Even viagra cannot cure a bad case of the wilted cucumber.

Gary was so turned off by that girls nasty fetish that his chub turned into a wilted cucumber and he could not recover not matter how many viagra pills he inhaled.

by Rudy M. Fields March 18, 2010

Cajun Cucumber

Soaking a dildo in hot sauce then allowing it to dry before it's next use. Rubber sleeved dildos/vibrators seem to soak in the liquid better.

I was walking through the house when I heard a blood curdling scream! I guess someone used my Cajun Cucumber

by Rockout707 May 21, 2011

Larry the Cucumber

The sexiest beast everyone loves

Larry the cucumber is sexy

by god6669 March 20, 2020

columbian cucumber

After inserting a cucumber into a vagina, the person would then remove it and proceed to smuggle it across the border to the anal cavity, where there is a small rodent awaiting the cucumber for a snack

Gerbil: ive been stuck in here for 2hours waiting for my columbian cucumber to arrive

by te anau boy April 13, 2015

cucumber rumble

When you put a nicely sized, and well oiled cucumber into a girls vagina, just for shits and giggles.

"Me and my girlfriend were bored, so she deicided to let me give her a nice cucumber rumble...man I love that bitch."

by gettnthatpoon April 6, 2006

mall cucumber

A cucumber that is brought to a mall so it can be used as a weapon and sex toy for women.

Man, that mall cucumber is a great weapon and a sex toy.

by SOON SOON SOON November 20, 2013

cucumber style

When you take a cucumber and stick it in boiling water for a few minutes, take it and hollow it out, then jack off until orgasm. It feels so good.

Guy1: Dude, what are you gonna to tonight?
Guy2: I think I'm gonna watch some porn while wanking cucumber style.
Guy1: Nice. Wanna do it together?
Guy2: Sure.

by teenagewanker January 20, 2008