A Dutch Crunch is a sexual act in which the female slams her buttocks upon the males testicles before he is about to climax.
Nicolas: man! I don’t know if I’ll ever reproduce!
Kyle: What happened bro?
Nicolas: Dude! Last night Cynthia gave me the ol’ dutch crunch. Totally rocked my world.
Kyle: You’re a freak bro.....
Kyle: What happened bro?
Nicolas: Dude! Last night Cynthia gave me the ol’ dutch crunch. Totally rocked my world.
Kyle: You’re a freak bro.....
by DirtSquizzeral September 1, 2018
Get the Dutch Crunchmug. Combination of "blunder" and "number crunching," describing the exasperating experience of trying to figure out which supermarket item is giving you more for your money on a dollar per ounce basis.
A lot of times these days supermarkets will break down the cost per ounce right on the face of the shelf price tag. However, sometimes you find yourself blundering through basic algebra, trying your best to hold your own. Forget about it if you're trying to convert between grams and ounces: you're just done, and you'll make your decision on some other factor.
If you have your phone with you, you can use the calculator function to avoid blunder crunching. In no case, however, must you mumble to yourself out loud as you try to do the calculations.
A lot of times these days supermarkets will break down the cost per ounce right on the face of the shelf price tag. However, sometimes you find yourself blundering through basic algebra, trying your best to hold your own. Forget about it if you're trying to convert between grams and ounces: you're just done, and you'll make your decision on some other factor.
If you have your phone with you, you can use the calculator function to avoid blunder crunching. In no case, however, must you mumble to yourself out loud as you try to do the calculations.
Don't be the guy mumbling to himself while trying to decide between Starkist tuna or the store brand. Keep your blunder crunching as private as possible.
by Ae5Ea8 April 6, 2015
Get the blunder crunchingmug. by Kara Rauman September 23, 2009
Get the Sloppy crunchmug. A deadly triple threat of peanut butter and jelly on a crunchy granola bar. More specifically, skippy, smucker's, and nature valley.
by smuckernut July 21, 2010
Get the Smuckernut Crunchmug. by loljazzi February 5, 2020
Get the Crunch Snapmug. 1. Samantha : I was sucking his dick at the beach and it was too sandy.
Chole : did you quit ?
Samantha : I double crunched that dick , i ain’t no quitter
Chole : did you quit ?
Samantha : I double crunched that dick , i ain’t no quitter
by UrMumInMyBed July 15, 2018
Get the Double Crunchmug. D-CRUNCH are a k-pop boy group, based in South Korea, under AI Grand ent. They consist of 9 members, 6 rappers and 3 vocals, and they debuted in 2018. The official fandom name being Diana
Diana: hey do you stan D-CRUNCH?
non-Diana: I don't but I'll appreciate a song recommendation by them ^-^
Diana: sure, try out Pierrot by D-CRUNCH!
non-Diana: I don't but I'll appreciate a song recommendation by them ^-^
Diana: sure, try out Pierrot by D-CRUNCH!
by HyunwoosGlasses October 14, 2020
Get the D-CRUNCHmug.