Swamp Critter

hick; redneck; white trash; can be found living in a mobile home or in a ghetto, typically chews tobacco and smokes cigars, clothing consists of bib overalls, sleeveless flannel shirts, and pro wrestling t-shirts; live on a steady diet of government cheese, cheap beer, and slim jims. hobbies include catfishing, shootin stuff, and starting a feud with the neighbors. favorite music includes lynyrd skynyrd and ted nugent. talks with a poor grammar and a southern accent, no matter what part of the country they are from.

man I hate shopping at Wal-Mart, there are always so many swamp critters there.

by Ummie November 30, 2007

Critter Snuff

A type of porn in which small animals (like hamsters) get snuffed out, usually by a dominatrix in CFM boots and carying a riding crop.

Mistress kitty snuffed out a hamster in her last flick.

I just don't get it...This critter snuff is just twisted shit.

by Buckbuckbuck October 23, 2009

dubious critter

a dubious critter that is up to no good

that dubious critter is prowling through the night

by Maiqu! October 14, 2022

Cuddle Critter

a subculture similar to furries but in place of the full-body fur, it is the tail and ears as well as behaviour that is taken from the animal. the emphasis is on cuddles and softness in place of the furries sexual focus.

"god, Aria is such a furry"
"no, she only has the ears and tail. she is a cuddle critter"

by Alwain June 22, 2020

Critter Paranoia

Paranoia involving somebody thinking they see bugs and small critters (spiders, cockroaches, flies, fleas, etc) when there is nothing there, oftentimes involving fear of the bugs or critters.

Also when somebody is always looking around them to make sure no bugs or small critters are in the area.

Person 1: *checking all around their chair*
Person 2: What are you doing?
Person 1: Oh, it's my critter paranoia, I really hate bugs.

OR

Person 1: *jumps up off the couch*
Person 2: What's wrong?!
Person 1: I thought I saw a spider crawling on my leg.
Person 2: Man, you got critter paranoia, bad.

by Larentiah September 13, 2011

Clodagh critters

A whiny Irish girl who has Critters crawling out of her pussy, usually is the worse drunk you could find.

HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT FILTHY COCKROACH CRAWLING OUT OF Clodagh's pussy omfg.

Clodagh critters... nuff said

by OMFGCRITTERS November 27, 2012

critter country

Associated with a mans Disneyland. When the mans Disneyland you are attending has crabs. Stay away from splash mountain and the bear country jamboree as they are in very close proximity to critter country. Disclaimer: Not every mans Disneyland has critter country. Whenever you do board the log ride, raise your bimini top. You don't want that kind of burn.

Dammit, I went to mans Disneyland last night, but I didn't ride the log ride because I thought it might go through critter country and I didn't bring my bimini. No lotion will soothe that kind of burn!

by big kev 79 July 22, 2011