A Retarded Cousin is that one slice of pizza that is cut smaller than the rest, and is usually left-over, until drastic measures are used.
If left at a party, the host will usually try to trick someone into taking the Retarded Cousin home.
If left at a party, the host will usually try to trick someone into taking the Retarded Cousin home.
Host: There's still a piece of pizza left if anyone wants it.
Tim: I'll take it... wait a second, is it the Retarded Cousin?
John: I am still kinda hungry... I'm going to get another piece of pizza. Ohh, never mind...
Mike:What's up?
John: There's only the Retarded Cousin left.
Tim: I'll take it... wait a second, is it the Retarded Cousin?
John: I am still kinda hungry... I'm going to get another piece of pizza. Ohh, never mind...
Mike:What's up?
John: There's only the Retarded Cousin left.
by MmCcPp June 18, 2011
You've had sex with Elliott and I've had sex with Elliott, we need to stick together, we're wiener cousins!
by mayadizzle April 23, 2009
A person around the way that you grew up with or who is just that person who has your back. They come with a lot of clout because you get to pick this cousin and throw shade on dem real cousins that you aint feelin at the moment. Which probably means you don't want to hear the truth that a real family member will say to you. lol
Hey homie. Who is that fire that is with you all the time?.. Haha.. Oh that is my play cousin.. So can I get at that?. Can you hook us up???........Nope, she might not be my play cousin next week!!!!!!
by GirlieTruth June 27, 2018
A friend who gets in a relationship with one of your cousins, then eventually hooks up with another.
Hey Jim, did you see Ryan last night with Samantha, wasn't he with Katie not too long ago? Yeah he is a cousin slayer.
by TheKingSlayer December 14, 2012
someone who you would consider like a cousin to you, but they aren’t related to you. this “fake cousin” is often friends with your cousins as well.
by 0liviaS November 19, 2018
1.When your related but, you can fuck each other 'without going to jail'.
2.A relative who's your parent's cousin's child. Basically they share great grandparents with you.
2.A relative who's your parent's cousin's child. Basically they share great grandparents with you.
by Celyuh April 27, 2016
When you are first cousins with somebody on both sides of the family and there SHOULDN'T be and incest involved but you aren't 100% sure. You are twice as related to them than an average cousin.
Lucas is my Super Cousin because his dad and my dad are brothers and his mom and my mom are sisters. I'm pretty sure nobody fucked their own sibling.
by supercousin July 21, 2019