a silly sex act:
1. a man tells a women he's about to ejaculate but henceforth urinates in her vaginal cavity
2. repeat step one in rectum.
3. repeat step one in oral cavity.
4. finally, proclaim to said female
"YOU'VE JUST BEEN COURT JESTERED, BITCH!"
1. a man tells a women he's about to ejaculate but henceforth urinates in her vaginal cavity
2. repeat step one in rectum.
3. repeat step one in oral cavity.
4. finally, proclaim to said female
"YOU'VE JUST BEEN COURT JESTERED, BITCH!"
by Dr. J Weinberg September 5, 2009
Get the court jestermug. by Coop Dupe December 9, 2019
Get the pre-courtingmug. Where all horny people get a fair trial before going to horny jail.
A horny lawyer is always present.
A horny lawyer is always present.
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023
Get the Horny Courtmug. The 'Court Cells' are a holding area for people who have been arrested and are waiting to see a judge before either being remanded or released from custody or for people already incarcerated or remanded who must see a judge for trial. You are transported there by a 'patty wagon' after spending the night at the police station or from a correctional facility/penitentiary.
It is an all concrete room with small concrete ledges to sit on where you are lumped in with a bunch of other guys who are also waiting to see a judge.
If you happen to be unlucky you may get beaten by hard headed gangsters who are feeling extra macho that day. It often takes forever to be released/processed and is the extremely boring part between either going to jail or being released. It is often a place for intense battles because it is a small concrete room and you can get put in there with anyone including rival gang members and if a fight breaks off it tends to get bloody as there is no where to go.
It is sometimes fun if you get a bunch of guys who like to joke around and do funny shit or if somebody sneaked in some chronic.
It is an all concrete room with small concrete ledges to sit on where you are lumped in with a bunch of other guys who are also waiting to see a judge.
If you happen to be unlucky you may get beaten by hard headed gangsters who are feeling extra macho that day. It often takes forever to be released/processed and is the extremely boring part between either going to jail or being released. It is often a place for intense battles because it is a small concrete room and you can get put in there with anyone including rival gang members and if a fight breaks off it tends to get bloody as there is no where to go.
It is sometimes fun if you get a bunch of guys who like to joke around and do funny shit or if somebody sneaked in some chronic.
I finally got at this fucking punk who has been talking shit on the streets. I seen him in the court cells and beat his ass until the guards came in and maced me
by 306'sFinest March 7, 2011
Get the Court Cellsmug. One of the 4 housing properties for participants on the Disney College Program in Florida.
Neighbors with Chatham Square.
Is also know as 'the retirement home' of Disney Housing.
Known for giving shelter to CP's during hurricanes.
Patterson Court is quiet and home to not only CP's but also, many, many cats.
Neighbors with Chatham Square.
Is also know as 'the retirement home' of Disney Housing.
Known for giving shelter to CP's during hurricanes.
Patterson Court is quiet and home to not only CP's but also, many, many cats.
by meowmeowbeanz May 21, 2018
Get the patterson courtmug. by Young.Sullivan March 14, 2022
Get the Squash Courtmug. A group of weight room douches that all spend time admiring themselves in the mirror. They usually wear bright colors, too much hair product for someone wanting to work hard, frequent wearers of Tapout/S2 Faction/sleeveless shirts with huge arm holes, consume far too much supplements and are frequent skippers of leg day.
Right as Alex got to the gym, he noticed all the ladies of the court crowding around the first bench he needed to use, "it sure would be nice if these fags would move" he thought to himself.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
Get the Ladies of the Courtmug.