Corona virus

Wash your hands, and use hand sanitizer

Wash your hands so you don’t get the corona virus.

by Youhotbiash March 20, 2020

corona beer

its not real anymore

Person: wanna drink some corona beer?
Person2:What is corona beer?
Person:.......
Person2: Im afraid to drink it
Person:
Person2:ok boomer
Person: -dies-

by \/+{[me]}+\/ May 21, 2020

Corona Buddies

Doubtful friendships formed under the pandemic circumstances, which on any other day would not have been likely.

Usually sprouts out of fear of loneliness rather than a mutual care and support and will probably collapse once any relief is felt.

aka: COVID friends
see also: Fake Friend

(spoken from a 'social distance', of course)
-Didn't Anny talk shit about Michelle all the time? They seem to really get along lately...
-Nah, they're just Corona Buddies

Michelle: Hey lets go to the movies now that the pandemic is over!
Annie: Umm, yeah, I'm going to this party with that old friend, sorry

by lorem_dipsome December 29, 2020

corona boi

Just another retarded millenial who won't listen to his parents and get out of home, get rona and infect them and use that to his own advantage.

Random dude: Yoooooo my man, wat u doin in this land bruh?
Corona boi: Got bored of fappin and playin fortnuts all day bruh, decided to trip a lil bit, u'know?
Random dude: wat bout ur boomers, mah dood?
Corona boi: Fuck those tards, hopefully Ima get the rona and infect them so I can sell their stuff and buy the PS5, u'know.
Random dude: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THATS MY BOIIIIIIIIIIII. THATS A BIG FUCKING BRAIN, BRAHHHHHH. THATS MAAAAAAAAAAAH CORONAAAAAAAAAAA BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.

by ibangmilfsforaliving March 24, 2020

Corona Goggles

When you have lived with a person for years and never noticed them sexually. Then you get quarantined and they look all types of good. However, once the quarantine ends, it becomes all types of uncomfortable and you want out. See "Coyote ugly" for how to get out of it.

Erik has lived with Michelle for years and never knew she was a woman. After he got quarantined, he banged a number of holes. Quarantine was lifted and the corona goggles came off and now he is looking for a new place to live.

by vdub4motion April 11, 2020

corona boi

useless prick who won't stay at home during the rona outbreak

Retard: Yooooo, dats him!
Retard 2: wat u talking bout bruh?
Corona boi: yeeeeeeeee, fuck rona bruh

by ibangmilfsforaliving March 24, 2020

corona hair

When you need a haircut but can't get one because you're in lockdown due to coronavirus.

I got corona hair because my barber's closed to stop the spread of coronavirus!

by ProPrio April 15, 2020