Cookie Monstering

The moment when your nipples are pointing in two different directions imitating Cookie Monster's googly eyes.

Am I cookie monstering in this bikini top?

by __Kris__ June 19, 2022

Cookie Monstering

When You Put A Crushed Up Cookie Inside Of The Asshole And Lick It Up With Milk In Your Mouth

Albert Used Cookie Monstering To Get A Delicious After School Snack

by TheAssEater69420 March 19, 2019

cookie monstering

When you cut a battery cable at an awkward angle and nothing will crimp to it.

To bad you're cookie monstering it, or it would fit.

by Plop August 5, 2016

The Cokie Monster

This is a term used to describe a guy you know who can barely manage to hold his life together because he’s always strung out on cocaine. He’s a silver spoon fed jackass who masks his addiction with douchebag arrogance. A fucking nightmare of a human to be around. It’s not uncommon for him to self force sexual favors to acquire some or apply to his debt.

Yo Grady. Rich and Nate are coked out of their fucking skulls again.

I swear, those losers. I bet they suck each other off for discounts or else they’d both be broke.

I heard once they got into a big fight because Richie ties what he had left under his balls, prison style then told Nate he’d “like to see him try.” It’s like they’re made for each other. So rather than fight, they went into the back room and The Cokie Monster sucked him off for a tiny fix of the dogshit cut up trash they get.

by Who stole my shoes? April 20, 2020

Monster cookied

Really really high from marijuana or thc substances. Super stoned or intoxicated from weed.

Damn bro that blunt has me monster cookied.

by Mr fraser August 24, 2021

Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia

Somehow, somewhere...in a rainforest...Cookie Monster is watching you

If you have that creepy sence that a cookie obsessed blue Seseme Street character is watching you while you are in the rain forest, you have Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia.

by TEEHEE MEH ROFLNESS October 20, 2010

CookieMonster

A person who goes totaly fan-girl/boy over anything David Cook related. (Winner of American Idol 2008) They call him "Cookie" due to his last name, "Cook" and know as much information on him as a phonebook knows about phone numbers. Will stand in line for ANYTHING David Cook related for about 5 hours (starting at midnight, no less), sleeping in a tent while listening to David Cook CD's they've already purchased and eating only Cerio's in their PJ's. Often found anoying.

Person one: Do you know if Renna's at school today?

Person two: Yeah. She's been in the restroom crying for the past three periods because she couldn't get David Cook tickets.

Person one: Wow, what a CookieMonster.

by DictionarySurfer April 15, 2009