Consumer Cellular

That wireless company that have flip phones and mainly appeal to the elderly.

Friend: "What wireless company does your grandmother have?"
Other friend: "Consumer Cellular."
Friend: "Oh, I should have guessed."

by xxylvii May 18, 2021

consumer of sauces

he likes to consume LOTS of sauces. Name used for people who only eat the sauce from fast foods

Wow, you really are the consumer of sauces!

by voidyfizz December 16, 2024

Acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods

Might be an interesting thing to write on a job application if you used to shoplift for a living...

"My primary work experience centered around the acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods."

by Anonymouse Donor October 26, 2020

CrossingWell Consumer Health

dedicated to the long-term growth and development of health and wellness brands

Keep up with the latest news and announcements about CrossingWell Consumer Health and our family of brands

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023

Schrödinger’s Media Consumer

A person who changes how they rate a series of media based on twitter reaction and who they’re talking to (usually anime/manga/vn)

Trixs is a Schrödinger’s Media Consumer.

by TldrNud November 25, 2022

If your parents consumed your product

Wrong!

Hym "If your parents consumed your product and you're a pornstar then it would be like incest-adjacent. Your argument is basically 'Well, you let that other guy fuck you! Would you let your brother fuck you? What about your dad? Therefore sex is wrong.' So no."

by Hym Iam July 4, 2025

Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

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😱:Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025