National Consume Oobleck Day

do not consume Oobleck today it is toxic and you'll die

Today is national consume Oobleck day

by pisstoes June 12, 2021

Consume

Consume by Chase Atlantic

Melanie: I consume cAcA!
Super cool person: Alright alright woahh-
Melanie: Omg what a good song!!!

by theyownme July 18, 2019

consumelution

The revolution of the consumer. To revolt against a corporation and/or it's practices.

"What? Inbev bought budweiser?! Time for a consumelution."

by bold red box August 27, 2008

Consumerism

The art of selling the same thing twice to a person. Usually targetted at people who are very stupid window shoppers with a lot of money to spend on duplicates of useless things.

One pack? Just one? that's all the sex you gonna have today you weenie?

by Gunkglumb July 29, 2006

Consumery

When something is designed for consumers. Frequently full of gimmicks and is cheaply made.

My new Dell laptop is very Consumery! It's shiny, poorly built, and full of useless crappy software.

by GoatHerderEd February 6, 2010

consumed love

To destroy oneself and become the worst version of who you really are.

Unhealthy type love. It does not last.

- To be with someone that wants to change you aka consumed love.
-To be with someone that controls you aka consumed love.
-To be with someone that takes away your free will aka consumed love.
-To be with someone that mistreats you aka consumed love.
-To be with someone uncaring aka consumed love.
-To be with someone that abuses you aka consumed love.

Etc.

by Bonnie. September 18, 2013

Tertiary Consumers

Synonym for "Top of the food chain," Used only by nerdy people who insist on abusing esoteric language.

1st Abuser of Esoteric Language: Yeah, we're going to be senoirs at our highschool/college.

2nd Abuser: We will thus become tertiary consumers.

1st Abuser: LOLOL

by morcatfrey September 4, 2010