cockness monster

When a penis is so large that it reaches the water in a toilet bowl.

Oh man, my cockness monster just went for a swim.

by Dt.Stabler May 31, 2010

coconut malled

YoU jUsT GoT cocOnUt maLlEd SeNd ThIS to A frIend To CocoNuT mall ThEM

today i will show my dick *camera goes down* YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED

by stupid idiot dumbo February 5, 2021

Coconut

Spelling out coconut with your hips while riding a dick

Girl im tryna coconut my man

by Sexguru24:7 July 16, 2019

Coconut Tan

Beautiful sweet sexy coconut like body.

Phi-"look at her body Billy"
Billy-"yea she got that Coconut Tan body"

by xNemo September 5, 2011

Cockney Wanker

Someone from London, usually second hand car salesmen, who read the sun newspaper, call all women " dawlin' " (trans: darling) and general ponce about the place like they are something special.

Cor Blimey Guvnah, I'm a cockney wanker, and no mistake!

by Mike Read July 27, 2003

Coconut Rum

Two words: Mind Eraser

Susan: Dude! Do you remember what you did last night?!

Lauren: What are you talking about?

Sarah: Oh, she had coconut rum last night.

by fire_fall06 October 16, 2008

coconut up da butt

hilarious youtube video where a monkey shoves a coconut up his ass

ahhh man might as well have a coconut up da butt

by yeabroididurmom look now that November 19, 2010