A person who loves coal so much they are willing to take it in the ass for the benefit of the black combustible sedimentary rock. These types of people commonly have stickers on their vehicles that say "Friends of Coal" and unknowingly vote against their own interest due to their ridiculously low educational attainment. Coal Faggots often participate in ass slapping or oil rigging with a trumphumper and falsely believe they are a skilled worker.
Caution should be taken around these people as they often carry firearms to compensate for abnormally small appendages and are very close-minded, refute science, have little understanding of basic math, and simple economics and statistics confuse them. They also generally believe that slavery was acceptable as they themselves are wage slaves, and they do everything they can to support removing regulations because they are simple-minded and lack the understand and reasoning behind the creation of the laws in the first place all while unknowingly supporting the degradation of planet earth.
Caution should be taken around these people as they often carry firearms to compensate for abnormally small appendages and are very close-minded, refute science, have little understanding of basic math, and simple economics and statistics confuse them. They also generally believe that slavery was acceptable as they themselves are wage slaves, and they do everything they can to support removing regulations because they are simple-minded and lack the understand and reasoning behind the creation of the laws in the first place all while unknowingly supporting the degradation of planet earth.
There sure are a lot of Coal Faggots in Wyoming. How can you tell? The number of confederate flags, Trump supporters, and friends of coal stickers on vehicles.
by ScienceisrealBLM June 9, 2020
Get the Coal Faggotmug. A nickname for Virginia Senator Joe Manchin because of his love of coal and for being a Republican in disguise
by Porg009 October 30, 2021
Get the Coal Mansionmug. Players in Call of Duty who do all the hard and dirty work for the team. They are selfless people who are needed on every team and crucial for a team to win. They are often discredited and under appreciated. Coal Miners sacrifice themselves to win the game. With out them, the call of duty world would be in shambles.
“Look at Snoopz and Harris, they each have 3 minutes on the hard point”
“Harris, get on the hard point while I watch the alley way and get all the kills”
“Snoopz you need to get more kills ! (Snoopz currently has 8 more captures and 2 more hard point minutes than Him)”
“Hard days work as a coal miner, if only we were appreciated for our unselfish acts and our dedication to win”
“Harris, get on the hard point while I watch the alley way and get all the kills”
“Snoopz you need to get more kills ! (Snoopz currently has 8 more captures and 2 more hard point minutes than Him)”
“Hard days work as a coal miner, if only we were appreciated for our unselfish acts and our dedication to win”
by Hunterthehoot March 26, 2023
Get the Coal Minermug. by Skyegamer367 January 23, 2022
Get the coal wallmug. The everyday bullshit that you have to go through at work, but can apply to any situation. You try and try to deal with the shit, but the shovel and bucket are too small. It’s a never ending battle that will ultimately bury you.
The client forgot to tell us about the “unexpected” 500 orders that came in and our billion dollar company is so cheap that they still haven’t upgraded our shitty system to handle the workload. It’s a coal scuttle.
by Strikeitbill January 6, 2019
Get the coal scuttlemug. Runner of the Netflix US account.
Kiernan Shipkas BFF.
NOT Cole Sprouse.
The best friend anyone could ask for. If you're sad he will be there for you with a good advice for a new Netflix show. If you're happy he will be still there for you.
Coal'll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour
Coal'll be there for you, like he's been there before
Don't drag him to realease the Stranger Things Season 3 Trailer. He does not like that!
He has real good Microsoft Paint Skills.. don't even try to mess with him.
Basically just the coolest Dude ever.. nothing much more to say
Kiernan Shipkas BFF.
NOT Cole Sprouse.
The best friend anyone could ask for. If you're sad he will be there for you with a good advice for a new Netflix show. If you're happy he will be still there for you.
Coal'll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour
Coal'll be there for you, like he's been there before
Don't drag him to realease the Stranger Things Season 3 Trailer. He does not like that!
He has real good Microsoft Paint Skills.. don't even try to mess with him.
Basically just the coolest Dude ever.. nothing much more to say
A: Look he is so cool.. he MUST be a Coal Sprouts.
B: yeah you're right Coal Sprouts' are awesome
A: no wait that's not possible, there is only one true Cole Sprouts
B: yeah you're right Coal Sprouts' are awesome
A: no wait that's not possible, there is only one true Cole Sprouts
by jolly bolly February 15, 2019
Get the Coal Sproutsmug. A town in southern West Virginia in Wyoming county that was known for it's booming Coal Mining country.
by shannondrown October 20, 2008
Get the Coal Mountainmug.