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taking the clunge

When a gentleman cautiously re-engages in sexual activity after a period of abstinence . From the saying "taking the plunge"
"Come on Man, you got to get back out there and get some pussy , it's been 4 years!"

"You're right! I'm gonna to get all dressed up like a pimp coz tonight I'm taking the clunge."
by Grim Mark June 3, 2017
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Clunge Sponge

Betty had to put in a clunge sponge as she just came on her period in the middle of town.
by BUM BOIL March 5, 2015
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Clunge on toast

A clunge that is out of action (due to a monthly period) and wearing a sanitary towel or panty liner.
Alex: Did you give her some last night?
Matt: Nah mate, I don't like clunge on toast.
by clungewriter November 6, 2011
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clunge wrapper

"she peeled the stinky clunge wrapper from her panties"
by Spycho August 5, 2003
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Clunge Diver

Someone who likes to dive into some clunge.
Man 1: Man, whats up wid you, why you look so dooown?
Man 2: coz i hav not been clunge diving in ageess.
Man 1: then go dive in some clunge! clunge diver
by Duuuuunc May 22, 2009
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Crocodile Clunge

A crocodile clunge is a vagina that is a crocodile's mouth and takes up the entirety of the lower body. The term originates from a movie called 'Tokyo Gore Police' featuring a girl who actually has a crocodile clunge.
Wow, that girl's crocodile clunge just bit that guy's arms off.
by cnirvana1 September 20, 2009
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Yeasty Clunge

The female cleft, or vagina if you will, left in a state of terrible disrepair. In fact it has been left in such a state that it has developed a sour fungal inhabitant of the genus Candida. A truly terrible affliction.
Rupert: "I dare say my good man, do you smell sour dough?"

Everett: "Nay, man! That fiendish scent be wafting from between the legs of that saucy tart at the table right there!"

Rupert: "Agh! Your right!" "Close your legs you saucy tart, your cloying up the bar with the stench from your Yeasty Clunge!"
by RedSchmutz July 17, 2009
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