A device that gives a man the ability to attract multiple women at once. Unfortunately, you've either got it or you haven't. 'Clunge Hoover!' is also a fun thing to shout in the middle of a circle of girls, whilst holding your arm up to your head like an elephant's trunk.
by Bossman1234 July 19, 2011
Get the Clunge Hoover mug.A clunge that is out of action (due to a monthly period) and wearing a sanitary towel or panty liner.
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Get the clunge wrapper mug.Man 1: Man, whats up wid you, why you look so dooown?
Man 2: coz i hav not been clunge diving in ageess.
Man 1: then go dive in some clunge! clunge diver
Man 2: coz i hav not been clunge diving in ageess.
Man 1: then go dive in some clunge! clunge diver
by Duuuuunc May 22, 2009
Get the Clunge Diver mug.A crocodile clunge is a vagina that is a crocodile's mouth and takes up the entirety of the lower body. The term originates from a movie called 'Tokyo Gore Police' featuring a girl who actually has a crocodile clunge.
by cnirvana1 September 20, 2009
Get the Crocodile Clunge mug.The female cleft, or vagina if you will, left in a state of terrible disrepair. In fact it has been left in such a state that it has developed a sour fungal inhabitant of the genus Candida. A truly terrible affliction.
Rupert: "I dare say my good man, do you smell sour dough?"
Everett: "Nay, man! That fiendish scent be wafting from between the legs of that saucy tart at the table right there!"
Rupert: "Agh! Your right!" "Close your legs you saucy tart, your cloying up the bar with the stench from your Yeasty Clunge!"
Everett: "Nay, man! That fiendish scent be wafting from between the legs of that saucy tart at the table right there!"
Rupert: "Agh! Your right!" "Close your legs you saucy tart, your cloying up the bar with the stench from your Yeasty Clunge!"
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