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John Cheddar

After his death in 2018 (cause unknown) his legend still lives on. He is most common referred to as John Cheddar and is an inspiration to many. He is now named a Greek god by Zeus himself. It is a sad loss in our history but we must let the past be the past.

After John turned down many offers to go pro, he made his way to UNCG to be a multi- sport athlete. This includes but is not limited to badminton, volleyball, basketball, baseball, cricket, bowling, and off course the Coney Island hot dog contest. This is what most people remember him by. He beat Joey chestnut in 2017 by eating a record 69.74 hot dogs dipped in the most moist water he could find. Haters say he cheated by having a tube run from his bottom to a toilet behind him, but lovers say it was true. Anyways John C. will always be remembered until he is forgotten and can’t cross the bridge like that guy in coco(which kind of looks like John if he lost 100 lbs)
Get that John Cheddar lookin Christmas tree outta here
by Lover of cheddar December 15, 2021
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Choddle

The act of having ones chode yodeled.
That chick gives some good choddle.
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Dude...Jon's choda-monster ate him this morning.
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Cheddar Headed

The state of being entranced of sexual thoughts. Often it takes a little more than a snap to cure.
Guy 1: Hey what's up with Dave? He won't move. Just keeps starin' off into space.

Guy2: Relax man he's thinking about Gloria. He's Cheddar Headed.
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Cheddar Knuckles

A clinched hand that has been used to fist a girl with a yeast infection, often accompanied by a slurping sound due to an excessive discharge during removal from the vagina.
Last night while I was fooling around with a lady of the evening, she totally gave me cheddar knuckles.
by Mandow "The Chuck" Taylor April 7, 2010
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chedda

cash money, most commonly used to purchase drugs, prostitutes, or gold spoked rims.
You hoes better make me some chedda tonight!!
by THEBONE April 10, 2006
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choda

Perenium - the soft, fleshy section between the scrotum (or vagina) and the poop chute
a.k.a. "T'aint" - "T'aint muh balls and t'aint muh ass!"
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