chocolate spider

Also known as the old brown eye. The anus.

I saw a lady doing anal bleaching on TV. If she wants to make her chocolate spider vanilla, that's ok with me.

by C-whiz December 18, 2005

Chocolate pudding

If you make it at 4 in the morning, then you have lost control of your life.

Didi: Stu, what are you doing?
Stu: Making chocolate pudding.
Didi: It's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Stu: Because I've lost control of my life.

by N340 October 10, 2010

chocolate periscope

When you take a giant dump and it's so big that the log sticks up out of the water like a chocolate periscope.

Dude come here I wanna show you my chocolate periscope!

What? Nooo Dude I'm not into men!

No you dork its in the toilet, check it out...

Duuuude that's awesome!!

by minuccp February 20, 2011

chocolate sack

when a man either has explosive diarrhea that sprays his balls; or when he wipes back to front, smearing it all over his testicles.

That triple bean jalapeno dip fucked my world up, I ended up with chocolate sack!

by Sir Phobos January 26, 2010

chocolate starkiss

When two people put their assholes together and one farts into the others, making their chocolate starfishes do a chocolate starkiss.

Hey look at the dumper on that chick. I’d love to chocolate starkiss her chocolate startfish.

by Boofers anonymous July 22, 2019

Chocolate Rice

An African American, with a very small male anatomy. Rare in most cases, but is apparent in some.

LeBron said Chris Bosh got some chocolate rice in his pants... Poor guy.

by Blueberryyumyum123 April 12, 2014

Chocolate Pretzel

when you are hooking up and the guy sticks his finger up the girls ass.

I was shocked when ben gave me a chocolate pretzel but i kinda liked it, sweet but salty.

by lobstertesticles March 15, 2017