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Bakersfield chimp

verb. Popularized by The Phil Hendrie Show. The act of ripping someone a new one (or removing an old one) as in the incident where two chimps got loose from their cage at a Bakersfield CA chimp sanctuary and severely attacked a man in front of his wife while visiting an their old pet chimp on his birthday.
If this line doesn't get moving faster, I'm going to go Bakersfield chimp on that grocery clerk.
by smackie August 30, 2005
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Chiminichanga

The choice mid-day meal of uppity, young, Mexican-American politicians who think they have even the slightest chance against Summer for President in this year's school election. As if.
Summer: "So, uh, who wants to eat chiminichangas next year?? Not me."
by Newton McNay June 15, 2013
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Basement Champion

A Basement Champion is a stinky nerd that lives in their mother's basement playing video games for more then 12 hours a day every day.
Peter: Hey dude, my guild just beat the Lich King on 25 man Heroic last night! It was so intense, I had to put my keyboard in the dryer after the raid because I was sweating so bad.

John: You are such a fucking Basement Champion, shut up! No one gives a shit about you loot! Go outside and get some sun!
by BigTimeYopi February 23, 2013
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Colorado Chimichanga

Super gluing your anus closed, taking a large amount of laxatives, and defecating Inside the anus.
"How did he end up in the hospital?"
"He gave himself a Colorado Chimichanga."
by Ryan Hook September 13, 2017
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Breakfast of Champions

Cold pizza and beer left over from the night before. May or may not include a cigarette.
After the party, I had no cash for a real breakfast. I had to eat the Breakfast of Champions and hope it would hold me until I could hit up an ATM.
by AnonPa December 6, 2013
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chimdi

an igbo name that means god is he/she is pretty , strong , and is going to be rich
chimdi is strong
by 30298 March 30, 2019
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chimming

when something good happens to you, or just generally being in a good mood
chris was chimming when he won the lottery
by chrisb1213124 January 11, 2010
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