better living through chemistry

Used to be a slogan for DuPont (a chemical company), but now it refers to the practice of taking medication and/or drugs to make your life more enjoyable.

Becky: "Wow, Jenny was always so depressed, but now she takes a bottle of Prozac in the morning and washes it down with vodka, she seems really relaxed and happy."
Hank: "Oh, so she's discovered better living through chemistry!"

or

Slut: "Wow, your schlong is so hard!"
Old guy: "Yeah, I used to be impotent, but now I take Viagra. It's better living through chemistry..."

better living through chemistry by jdawgzzz January 24, 2010

Broganic Chemistry 

A subdiscipline that studies bromances, broactions, broperties and the broperations of bro to bro bonds. These naturally forming bonds are the strongest bonds known in broganic chemistry.

The activities of broganic chemistry can be named through the systematic bromenclature. Broactions include, bros icing bros, flip cup, keg stands, xbox live, and browling.

Antonym Inbroganic chemistry - a bro to hoe bond.

Dirron and Nick's friendship is pure broganic chemistry.

Broganic Chemistry by DirronGilbody September 6, 2010

analytical chemistry 

A terrifying and disgusting combination of statistics and chemistry that will crush your social/sex life into nothingness. This is assuming, however, that said person had one before this class.

person1: Hey bro! last night was crazy! what did you end up doing?

person2: Oh, not much you know... sat at home and wanked it till the wee hours of the morning!

person1: Woah, why?

person2: Analytical chemistry took it to me bro.

analytical chemistry by freebord4lyf January 21, 2010

Trey miner in chemistry class 

Gay, dumb, bens cooler, bad at chemistry, sucks mr Allen’s pp, sucks gay pp, is gay, retarded, likes men (especially mr Allen), has sexual feelings for mr allen, really bad at Fortnite, sucks at minecraft, never kills the Demi wizard, likes gay people( especially gay men) and his name is trey

Ur such a Trey Miner in chemistry class

Trey miner in chemistry class by Hvmdcjyf November 28, 2018

ap chemistry 

Highschool ap course that is design to teach students the art and science of copying homewoek and lab report. Instructors of this course in torrey pines highschool are Coordt and Atkinson. Each year about hundred highschool students in TPHS adapt to the brutal learning environment of AP chemistry.

1. You smell like AP chemistry
2. The weather is really AP chemistry today.
3. DON'T TAKE AP CHEMISTRY. EVER!

ap chemistry by AP chem victim May 11, 2004

Deadhead Chemistry 

Slang for LSD(acid), known from the Tool song "Rosetta Stoned" off the 10,000 Days album.

You want to do some deadhead chemistry tonight?

Deadhead Chemistry by Candyflipper420 December 19, 2006

organic chemistry 

the worst form of torture known to man.

My head i going to explode because there is to much SHIT!!! to know for this fucking god awful shitty class!!! organic chemistry

organic chemistry by goose9192 October 2, 2012