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Charleston Crystal Ball

A magical place where one goes to see there future.
I was bored last thursday, so I went to the Charleston Crystal Ball and it showed me I was going to go dance later that evening.
by Dan Cortez March 9, 2007
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Charleston chew

Shitting in someone's mouth and then fucking that shit hole until you fill it with cream. Hence creating a Charleston chew.
Chad shat in my mouth and proceeded to fuck it until he cream filled the center and created a Charleston chew in my mouth.
by Thps44 August 12, 2015
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Chalestinian

A disgusting person who acts vulgar and filthy
Person1-"Is Moopy acting like a Chalestinian again?"
Person2-"Yeah, he's been acting like this ever since he met Laith."
by MayoMan23 May 4, 2022
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College Of Charleston

Home of future home of current rapist and naturalist Connor Mccoy. Be aware of his large and in charge presence, and hide yo friends and hide yo roommates.
Lock your dorms at the College of Charleston, Connor Mccoy is walking down Calhoun Street as we speak!
by russianprivjet July 12, 2011
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Charlestown

A small town in southern Indiana, not too far north of Louisville. It used to be home to an ammunition plant that was actice in WWII.
It has rather crappy schools that are trying to improve themselves with the 1:1 Program, a program that distributes one Macbook to each student. They're beginning to make some progress, but they've got a long way to go. Their mascot is the Pirates.

Ignorant, Bible-thumping rednecks abound. Beware. Also, like the rest of Indiana, they're obsessed with their sports, especially basketball.

At least it's got some nice open land out in the sticks near town. Beware of trigger-happy people who enjoy shooting anything that moves in their yard, though.
Charlestown is trying to drag itself out of the depths. It's getting there, but it'll be a long haul.
by Pokebreeder123 January 6, 2011
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Charleston Chew

A Charleston Chew is the name of the sexual act wherein the man slaps his partner's face with his member. While their are other names for this act it is the Charleston Chew that has become the term most applied.

It is thought that the term came to be when Lord Charleston mentioned in his journal documented that he had performed such an act, with the intent of seeking counsel due to his feelings that it may have been demeaning or provoked the wrath of God. Once he confessed to the Church he was sentenced to ninety days in state prison but reclaimed his rank and title upon his return.

What is even more uncertain is when the 'chew' suffix was attached. Most likely it originated when the partner being given the Charleston also stimulated the glans orally, giving rise to the implication of the member as a 'sweet' or 'tootsy-pop'. Charleston Chew is therefore how it is referred to.
'I shagged my wife last night then finished off by giving her a Charleston Chew the kinky minx'

'Hey dude look at her!'
'Man I bet she loves a good Charleston'
by Adrian Sheperd January 5, 2009
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Charleston Chew

when you ravage a vagina so viciously, all you have left to F--- is the meat between the butt and the cunt. The butt cunt
Wow, she has a sloppy charleston chew
by DOUCHEY November 30, 2004
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