Champagne Jam

A champagne jam is a party where you drink shit loads of cheap champagne or beer and is a reference from the movie, "Run Ronnie, Run!" With David Cross.

#1:Hey, Coco Lopez just got married to a small Italian boy.

#2 Fuck it man, Guess we better have us a CHAMPAGNE JAM!!!!

by John K. Collins February 13, 2008

CHAMPAGNE VIBEZ

When all you exes are in a relationship, and all you have is the blues and cancelled dates.

"Damn I wish she didn't cancel getting CHAMPAGNE VIBEZ for real".

by Vibezzz July 25, 2017

champagne shirley

an old lady stripper. could be your grandmother when she tells you she's going to bingo.

man, check out that champagne shirley over there. she's way too old to be doing that (stripping, or anything else younger girls look better doing) i'd still fuck her though...

by whitemomlovzrap April 24, 2014

Champagne Cock

Similar to a champagne birthday, its the N'th guy a female has sex with where N is the day of the month you were born on.

Sully was my champagne cock, I'm born on the 11th and he was the 11th guy I've let inside me.

by sexdeviant November 27, 2012

southern champagne

A Southern way of saying Coca-Cola.

Q: Is that southern champagne you're drinking in research class?
A: Yes, yes it is.

by Mr. Mac&Cheese April 30, 2016

Jewish champagne

Last defined from the legendary, Ricky Powell, it‘s another word for Seltzer or Sparkling water.

Scenario 1:
Patron walking into a bar in downtown NYC: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”

Bartender: “Coming right up!”

Scenario 2:
Person walking into a house party in Maryland: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”

Person at the house party: “The fuck you talking about?”

by Willy Soul October 12, 2023

Champagne Piss

When your dog is in the park and his teeth start to chatter because he just had a great gulping slurp of another dogs champagne piss and is unequivocally higher quality than regular park piss.

Martha: Hello there Terry, oh what's up with Rover? Is he cold? His teeth seem to be chattering horribly.
Terry: Oh nah luv, he's just gone and had himself a sampling sip of Champagne Piss ain't he.
Martha: By gosh.

by DogParkSampler July 8, 2019