Ho-cation

When you’re on a vacation from dating and trying to work on yourself but are still hoeing around.

Girl 1: “ Sarah, what are you doing this weekend?”
Girl 2: “I’m going on ho-cation!”

by DestroyFrogs October 3, 2017

captin halitosis

Someone who has cronic death breath, sometimes uses it as a weapon. Captin halitosis is small and smells a lot.

theres a kid in my school called luke roberts and he likes to play with kitties, he has the most pungent smell emitting from his mouth.
so we all call him captin halitosis

by peedy dogg March 27, 2009

me-cation

A vacation you take alone, usually after a stressful event so that you can get your head straight.

"My breakup with Johnny really stressed me, so I'm taking a me-cation to the shore."
"Where's Mary?" "She's depressed at the moment and is taking a few days off for a me-cation while her hubby stays home to watch the kids."

by Slovakchick October 18, 2013

Captian

Pertaining to one who is supreme. The name of a person who exceeds in every aspect of life. An amazing human being. A Captian.

Anyone who is known as amazing, awesome, stellar, or freakin sweet.

"Steve is a Captian because he is better then me at everything."

by steve faceman May 18, 2006

the captian

captain morgan woooo

i had a party with the captain

by elmo March 6, 2004

captian planet

A freak with green hair and is a bitch to all the kids with the rings. He also probably has STDS and gave them to everyone that's why the show is no longer on tv.

Captian Planets powers are:
Earth= That's when he is taking a shit and it is HUGE
Fire= When he lites his farts
Wind= When he farts really hard and almost shits his pants
Water= When he is taking a leak or when the toilet over flows
Heart= when He plays hide his sausage with the kids

by keebles December 28, 2005

Caution Hazardous

The only term to effectively express the amount of intensity and stress to cancel a haircut appointment due to uncontrollable vomiting.

"Did you hear about William, he has been caution hazardous since we fired him"

by kute_Azn_boi September 13, 2009