Computer calculator

A computer calculator, which may be good for some things like addition, subtraction and maybe even division is run from zEros and ones. Multiplication is an effort in futility.

This computer calculator is so stupid.

by bushlight February 19, 2019

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Pocket Calculation

When you touch yourself inappropriately, under the guise that you are rummaging around in your pocket for the correct change.

Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.

"That girl at the Bar is hot, I might offer to buy her a drink after a quick pocket calculation"

by FaultlessDark November 4, 2016

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Calculator buttons

The buttons that you use to operate a calculator. This works by sending binary data to a chip, then the chip displays the info on the screen.

Student 1: Hey how do i use this calculator?
Student 2: You press the calculator buttons-
Woodshop pro student: Here, i'll make it usable.
*Woodshop pro student puts a switch on the calculator*
Woodshop pro student: OK, just flick the self de- i mean how to operate buttons switch and it should automatically show you how to use the buttons!
Student 1: Okay, thanks! *flicks switch*
*calculator blows up*
Woodshop pro student: You fool. You giant moron. You small-brained peasant. You absolute tiny-head full of stupidness.

by BlueBladeWrites September 16, 2020

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colon calculation

Colon Calculation: Verb.
The act of pulling numbers and statistics out of ones ass.

Where do you get your information that 75% of poor people are drug users or just plain lazy, that sounds like you've been doing some colon calculation.

by greenbird23 September 26, 2013

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