Cris

A gremlin that hides in the dark

"Dude I saw this thing in my room hunched over a phone. Must of been a Cris"

by Tea_Dem0n November 21, 2021

Cris

Imagine carrying a baby in your womb for 9 months just to name him Cris.

His name shall be know as Cris, after the fact that I hate my life.

by JesterFalls November 24, 2021

Cris’s Fault

When something goes wrong

We lost at the pockies Cris’s fault

by Crisfault May 14, 2021

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

cris

kinda peng. says he has a big dick but its probably inverted. has a crush on the "pengest" hoes, but they rant rlly peng t all. can't eat pussy and sucks at fortnite. at least he knows how to sprint in it. though he is funny and frustrating, he's a really good friend who will do whatever it takes to help.

ugh, who's that monkey looking chap over there?
oh thats {cris}, he's actually really nice.
fine ill fuck him anyways. its the best I'm gonna get

by hello my bitches ... October 9, 2018

Cris

An argenrinian sexy piece of ass, which always puts his friends before him and women in front of him. He is a very kind and generous loving individual who gives money to charity.

"Wow, look its superman, wait, my bad its cris"

by Juicypotato 969696 November 22, 2021

Cris

Cris is a very handsome and polite man. He will treat you with respect and will not let no one disrespect him. He is very smart, and has very high goals in life

I wonder where Cris is right now?

by MoneyDawg November 23, 2021