A fatal disease spread by the butthurt ginger troll, Nick Santino, from the band A Rocket To The Moon. Symptoms are: extreme bitterness, tweeting about how your life sucks, and sinusitis.
Patient: I think I have sinusitis. Ugh, I hate life.
Doctor: When do you think this started?
Patient: About a week ago, I saw a concert.
Doctor: Well, it looks to me it was a Rocket To The Moon concert because you might've caught a severe case of butthurt disease. Which only can be spread by the troll, Nick Santino.
Doctor: When do you think this started?
Patient: About a week ago, I saw a concert.
Doctor: Well, it looks to me it was a Rocket To The Moon concert because you might've caught a severe case of butthurt disease. Which only can be spread by the troll, Nick Santino.
by Halvo January 21, 2011
Get the Butthurt Diseasemug. When somebody says/does something to you that you think is totally reasonable, but somebody you've never met sees it and gets offended for you.
I was teasing my girlfriend at the beach and she slapped me. We were just playing around (and I totally deserved it) but some men's rights weenie got vicarious butthurt and threatened to call the cops. So I slapped him and he cried.
by nobody@nowhere.com March 27, 2017
Get the vicarious butthurtmug. by the one dude with a potato September 29, 2014
Get the Butthurt Whirlpoolmug. by thewordfriend August 6, 2014
Get the Butthurtmug. An American who takes it too seriously when some one from Europe or Canada makes fun of him for living in a country filled with Fat, Retarded, Culturally defficient retards, and then whines about it every chance he can whilst talking to aa European, or a Canuck (I say this with affection.
Granted that makes a minir percentage of the population of our country and, being stereotyped sucks.
Yet these Fat, retarded, Culturally defficient retards some how end up running our god damned government.
So apparently, we have a fucking problem... Stop electing retards.
Granted that makes a minir percentage of the population of our country and, being stereotyped sucks.
Yet these Fat, retarded, Culturally defficient retards some how end up running our god damned government.
So apparently, we have a fucking problem... Stop electing retards.
Example 1.
Person 1: This guy from England told me over an Anonymous chatroom that he thinks I'm fat and stupid because I live in the U.S. I'm going to go find my Canadian friend and whine at him.
Person 2: *eating his Mountain dew flavored dorrito cupcakes.* You do that, Billy-bob!
Person 1: 'MURIKA
Example 2:
Person 3: *Random European guy talking to his friend.* I totally trolled that Butthurt American last night.
Person 4: You should have invited me.
Person 1: This guy from England told me over an Anonymous chatroom that he thinks I'm fat and stupid because I live in the U.S. I'm going to go find my Canadian friend and whine at him.
Person 2: *eating his Mountain dew flavored dorrito cupcakes.* You do that, Billy-bob!
Person 1: 'MURIKA
Example 2:
Person 3: *Random European guy talking to his friend.* I totally trolled that Butthurt American last night.
Person 4: You should have invited me.
by Whywasn'tIborninAustralia March 9, 2013
Get the Butthurt Americanmug. One who is butthurt in character or often displays butthurt behavior. Common traits include a fragile ego, mood swings, and an inflated sense of entitlement, resulting in frequent butthurt episodes. See also, meninist.
Frank walked off pouting when a girl gave his friend Jimmy her phone number, Frank is a butthurt burt.
by youthofnausea January 28, 2015
Get the Butthurt Burtmug. by The Crumpetts April 8, 2009
Get the Bitter Butthurtmug.