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kobe bryant

Kobe Bryant is known for many, many, many things, positives and negatives. Let's start with the negatives; He unintentionally forced the only other thing the Lakers had going for them out the door, in Shaq. In doing so, he also forced Phil Jackson out too and Phil wrote a book about how uncoachable Kobe really is. Lastly, and frankly the most negative thing about Kobe, he got away with a rape trial in Colorado. But seriously, the NBA is a bunch of thugs, that could have been anyone.

Now let's move to his positives, on the court. He is the most gifted player in the league right now and will continue to be until there is no more motivation left for him. Phil Jackson contradicted himself and returned to coach the "uncoachable Kobe." The thing you have to realize about Kobe is his willingness to win, whether it be him taking 25+ shots a game or scoring 10 points and 12 assists. He is the most diverse player in the game and is a grandfather now of all aspects of the game. People who sit down and appreciate what he does ON the court will see how he makes those precision behind-the-back passes and those textbook baseline fade aways. His offensive game is unmatched in today's NBA, he has range from anywhere on the floor, he has court vision, he has flawless speed and vertical and lastly he has the presence of mind for any situation in a basketball game.
"Oh my goodnees, that was a KOBE bryant three!"

"Oh shit, Kobe has done it again..."

"Kobe dropped 81...thats unheard of in today's game"
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Kobe Bryant

1. God reincarnated
Jesus was very jealous of his half brother, Kobe Bryant, whom God favored over him.
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Kobe Bryant

Dude one: you did you hear about Kobe Bryant?
Dude two: yea bro he died this morning:( along with his daughter too :(
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Kobe Bryant

When a person is hogging the blunt
“Pass the ball Kobe!!” As his stoner friend acted like Kobe Bryant with the blunt, joint, pen, etc
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elaine bryant

Typically is very short and stubby.
Doesn't take no for a answer.
And loves juicy juice.
Omg I have elaine bryant next!
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Ethan bryant

The fucking pig from barnyard hes retarded and know one likes him
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Oliver Bryant

An advanced human being that is naturally gifted with sporting talents and the capability to reach goals the every day human can't as they are a smart being with boosted intelligence. This human is especially an aquatic wonder known for a good throwing arm.
The human won the Olympics like an Oliver Bryant
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