brett

chill most of the time but can get a little bossy
dude, bretts cool but he con be kind of a wang
by nicksabeast December 17, 2014
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Brett

A very annoying boy who is very rude. He is also very loud and talkative. This boy is dirty minded as well as short. His friends only like him because he is funny. Also, he likes a girl, but is scared to admit it. This girl is someone that make fun of people with him. Brett is always made fun of for liking this girl, but he denies it. This girls name might end with an E.
by Lizzytizzy October 17, 2016
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A boy who does not invite his lovely lady to his end of the year party.
That kid is such a Brett: He did not invite me to his party!
by Jenny(BFG) March 29, 2008
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Brett

A penis that is so hairy that one cannot see the skin of the shaft.
People with bretts should shave.
by The One They Call... Phil July 19, 2011
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Brett

A guy who is overly obsessed with his bicycle. Creates awful, unreasonable architecture projects and looks like a ginger, shaved hedgehog and/or Mr. Incredible. "Fancies" girls.
Aw man, I did this project last year and now he's doing it. He totally bretted me.
by selucina April 18, 2010
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a very ugly girl that gets NO guys and is so RUDE AND MEAN! has no friends or has friends that hate her. not usually the smartest girl and always talked badly about behind her back
Jessica: That girl is all alone, lets go talk to her!
Julie: Ew NO that is a brett
Jessica: Ewwwwww never mind!!

Julie: That is why she is all alone!
Jessica: GOT IT!! lets go
by lollipop123445 July 21, 2010
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A man who has very large dimples, and often gets frustrated and stops doing something - BUT tough luck now because he can no longer quit. You cant quit the army.
That kid is such a brett, he quit playing COD4 because he was sucking - "you cant quit in the army brett."
by awdasdasd February 16, 2008
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