a action preformed by a bachelor while cooking breakfast. a man beats off while cooking breakfast of ether eggs, sausage, or bacon. (no pancakes, or waffles)
Hey Miles! why didn't you come out to the family breakfast this morning?
Well a hott girl texted me when I rolled out of bed this morning so I had a beat off breakfast on the foreman.
Well a hott girl texted me when I rolled out of bed this morning so I had a beat off breakfast on the foreman.
by qwimple April 17, 2011
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"I asked for a g but Treyvon only gave me .9 . Nigga straight comin in my house and spittin in my breakfast"
"LaRon why don't chu pay dat child support?" Said Lakesha
"Bitch don't spit in my breakfast, you know I'm out gettin my lean on with my clique" LaRon retorted.
"LaRon why don't chu pay dat child support?" Said Lakesha
"Bitch don't spit in my breakfast, you know I'm out gettin my lean on with my clique" LaRon retorted.
by InTheEconomix April 12, 2013
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While two men are docking, they proceed to ejaculate and the semen drips into a third persons mouth while lying under them. The man proceeds to blow both men above him.
by FullMetalBalrog March 10, 2021
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Dude 2: Yeah, I started off my day with a hearty San Diego breakfast, and I'm totally cruising right now.
Dude 2: Yeah, I started off my day with a hearty San Diego breakfast, and I'm totally cruising right now.
by ded_malik January 24, 2022
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The phrase was popularised greatly in the UK by the song (1973) of the same name by the rock band, Budgie.
The phrase was popularised greatly in the UK by the song (1973) of the same name by the rock band, Budgie.
He might be a multi-millionaire but there's no way you're going to persuade that breadfan to donate that houseto be your orphanage.
by Jatrius November 20, 2019
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by mikehunt69XD June 28, 2020
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I had this clairvoyance that Chad was fooling around with other woman behind my back, so I pulled the Breadstick Maneuver.
by CF19 January 25, 2019
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