Brandon

Brandon is a spectacular guy. He’s super friendly, polite and also very attractive. He will become your best friend in days and invite you to his friend group within days of knowing him and if you all get along you’ll have the greatest friends you could ever ask for. He has girls falling for him everywhere he goes but he never likes them back because he doesn’t believe in dating at a young age. If you meet a Brandon never let him go because you will never meet a better friend.
Girl 1: who’s that hottie over there?
Girl 2: that’s Brandon.
Girl 1: does he have a girlfriend?
Girl 2: no but if you want him it’s not gonna happen.
by Definitely Cade August 21, 2019
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Did you see Brandon the other day? I hear all he do is make pizza and sleep.
by Pizzaboy6 April 21, 2020
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A God at Minecraft, makes bombs?
by Whywydusjevda October 14, 2019
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by brandon14barringer January 17, 2008
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A guy with a huge dick a very nice personality loves to sing but knows he cant. Has one best friend but loves her for his own. Overall the perfect man!
by dixon099 March 02, 2009
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I hate that Brandon
by Pese November 07, 2015
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that nigga with tha donkey dick. Loves bitches.
They call brandon "mastodon" cause he got a trunk in the front
by bware31493 October 23, 2009
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