bloody hell

an interjection of either amazed awe or sudden anger/despondency; from the terms, "Christ's wounds," and/or "Christ's blood," which were deemed sacreligious and so were shortened to "bloody;" "hell was added later to express the full extent of the emotion; originated in Great Britain

Denethor: *insane and unconsolable* Flee, flee for your liiiiives!

Gandalf: *irritated* Oh, bloody HELL! *whacks Denethor with his staff*

OR

Hermione: *punches Malfoy in his snivelling face* Bloody hell, I've wanted to do that for ages!

Ron: Bloody hell! I think I love you.

by Betsy Jacobson October 11, 2005

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Bloody Giraffe

A very painful boner.

Man I got a f*&^ing Bloody Giraffe!!!

by Tyler Vicious July 11, 2008

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bloody shotgun

when you have a bloody nose and sneeze

yo he just sneezed out blood! I guess he did a bloody shotgun.

by LILR3D77.DRK June 28, 2021

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Bloody Piano

When one uses his penis to causes another to bleed, during sex, either vaginally or anally and proceeds to create bloody penis imprints or stamps (that resemble piano keys) on the bleeding person's body.

Hold still honey, I wanna give you a bloody piano!

by CRich07 February 14, 2011

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