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Blackberry Jam

When you shove blackberries up another persons ass and suck them out.
I met Rob last night and enjoyed some blackberry jam right from the source.
by Beerylicious February 19, 2022
mugGet the Blackberry Jammug.

Blackberry phone

This weird old phone people in 1738 used to use
Idiot : Bro im gonna text everyone my nudes on my blackberry phone
Idiot #2 :Bro even veronica?
Idiot: Even veronica ( with a perv face)
by wazzip October 1, 2016
mugGet the Blackberry phonemug.

In his BlackBerry

Variation on "in his cups" (i.e. inebriated): someone so concentrated/"zoned" on whatever message(s) coming forth from his/her BlackBerry/iPhone/Android device that literally everything else surrounding them (non-virtually-speaking) is reduced to literal background noise. Commonly encountered on the street, on public transport, or even in a bar.
Bill: Hey, Roger...Roger? Earth to Roger?

Roger: Um...yeah?

George: Never mind Rog, he's in his BlackBerry again.
by BWB July 12, 2010
mugGet the In his BlackBerrymug.

Blackberry Rosebottom

When you get ass bruises from Anal Foreplay.
Did you hear ehat happened to Mike in prison? He totally got a Blackberry Rosebottom!
by WaxMyBalls March 7, 2017
mugGet the Blackberry Rosebottommug.
A style of business management which applies to people who rely solely on a SmartPhone as their source of email content and management information.

The practice seems to have originated from the Blackberry users who may now use other devices but say they are not as good as their Blackberry.

It involves reading the subject of the email plus optionally the first line, but then coming to a conclusion and maybe an important decision based on that, and not taking the time to read and understand the entire content of the email.
Dude, don't forget he went to the Blackberry business school, you are going to have to shorten it!!
by Twiggybloke February 23, 2011
mugGet the The Blackberry business schoolmug.

Blackberry Jam

When a black man splooges on a (typically white) female, and she uses the fluids for spreading on toast
“I accidentally ate a blackberry jam sandwhich that Terry made last night, it was so gross!”
by CowboyBeBallz April 6, 2018
mugGet the Blackberry Jammug.

tap the Blackberry

"Dude, I'm gonna tap the Blackberry."

"Is that what the cool kids are calling it these days?"
by Gearbox78 August 25, 2009
mugGet the tap the Blackberrymug.

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