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biting the crabby patty

A growing euphemism for when a guy is bad at performing oral sex on a woman. Particularly, it refers to when a guy, in a desperate attempt to stimulate the clitoris of his female partner, tries to extend his mouth as far as possible towards the clitoris and then proceeds to perform ultimately unsatisfying or poorly-formed cunnilingus. The definition comes from the scene in SpongeBob Squarepants, where Squidward is trying a crabby patty for the first time. He extends his neck, shaking in fear, extends his jaw, and then takes one, quivering *bite* of the crabby patty.
Female A: How was your night with Ricky last night?
Female B: Eh, it was alright. The sex was normal, but he went down on me and it was really weird.
Female A: Oh, did he end up biting the crabby patty?
Female B: Yep, totally bit the crabby patty.
by PapaMoose February 14, 2012
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Ass-biting omelet

A cheesy omelet that is great going down but kills later on - inside and out.
Nothing beats a good breakfast after a long night of drinking, but man, that ass-biting omelet is really coming back to haunt me now. I should have gotten pancakes.
by Super Girl Gives it a whirl January 4, 2011
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biting yo' style

biting yo' style (v): making a rude or unnecessary comment regarding another's behaviors or outward appearance; could also be used as an alternative to "all up in my flava".
Person 1: Yo homizzle, I'm not diggin' the threads.
Person 2: Why you have to be biting my style?
by miss frizzle November 8, 2003
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biting the plank

When a girl with braces gives you a blowjob and accidentally/purposely cuts your dick.
AHHHH!!!!! MY DICK iS CUT!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You were biting the plank!!!!
by jockthecock November 16, 2010
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biting timber

when one has a giant boner and a chick is giving a bj and she uses her teeth
ouch fuck she gave me a biting timber
by lou sanus 696969 December 5, 2011
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bitnik

Someone who is peaceful but yet can be aggresive when threatend
I am a nice guy but I fucking swear if you all me bitnik one more time I'll break you
by Fool_334 April 14, 2014
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biting the rhino

by Cfslayer November 26, 2017
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