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Big Dick Syndrome 

A psycho-sexual disorder characterized by many women’s self-destructive desire for only dangerous, abusive, well hung men. Sometimes known as the “Diceman Fixation.”
Feminists will always be perplexed by their inability to ever influence the thinking of the millions of women who suffer from the Big Dick Syndrome.
An extreme example of the Big Dick Syndrome is found in the clinical case history of "Sherrie." When given the choice between Trey, a handsome, compassionate guy with two graduate degrees, a vacation home in Hawaii, great oral technique and a rock hard five inch penis that could last at least an hour inside her, she chose instead Larry, an unemployed carpenter, high school “vo-tech” dropout, and NASCAR groupie who ruptured her cervix with a .357 magnum long barreled revolver one night when he was too drunk to get his spongy nine inch penis erect.
Big Dick Syndrome by A. Hick June 13, 2008
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Big dick playa 

One who owns some money and a G5 private jet.
Now let me get this straight. You want me to let my client of 15 years, one of my best friends, die in the jungle alone, for some money and a G5?

Yeah! You paying attention? I'm talking...G5, Pecker! That's how you can roll. No more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boy! Oh yeah! Playa....playa! Big dick playa!

Swingin' past yo' knees!
Big dick playa by Dan Duquette November 4, 2008

Big Dick Energy

Bucky Barnes
Bucky Barnes doesn't just radiate big dick energy, he IS big dick energy.
Big Dick Energy by Empster101 August 17, 2018

Big Dick Day 

You look down during the day to notice your member sitting larger than usual (n.b. refers to a larger than average floppy length and/or girth). CONGRATULATIONS - you are having a big dick day!
A smiling Jim emerges from the bushes having taken a quick whizz. "Great news... I'm having a big dick day" says Jim to his friends. Friends are happy for Jim (some high five).
Big Dick Day by Ben UK 2010 June 14, 2010

big dick dexter 

The name truck drivers give to the guy that is probably at home screwing their wife while they are out on the road.
Man, I had been on the road for over two weeks, and when I got home I was totally expecting to walk up on Big Dick Dexter in my bedroom with my old lady.
big dick dexter by Daven Maven December 24, 2007

Big Dick Swanger 

An individual who is adept at success. Someone who is not afraid of "going big or going home". This person will bet high and always raise the stakes regardless of the outcome or fear of losing. Not necessarily only in gambling, but throughout life in general.
Nine people are playing Texas Hold 'Em. After each player receives their two cards and before the flop a man bets $500k with complete disregard to the odds of winning. The announcer would then state over the loud speaker: BIG DICK SWANGER!!

Mike went to the store and bought a 3 liter of soda last week. He paid with a $1000 dollar bill from 1968, no longer in circulation, just to prove a point. Mike is a BIG DICK SWANGER!!
Big Dick Swanger by blu_shark October 6, 2009

Big Dick Bandit 

Someone with a large penis. A phrase made Popular by the Drake/Lil' Wayne song "Im Going In"
"I'm just doing me and you could never understand. Chicks get hammered, big dick bandit. Money flowin' like a slit wrist no bandage." - Drake