Friends with dairy benefits

When you are friends with someone who works in a dairy department meaning you get the hook up on new products and specialty creamers.

Did you see the new mint cookie creamer that just came out? Good thing Tim and I are friends with dairy benefits so I’ll get some right away.

by Tigerzebra March 3, 2022

Jew with benefits

A Jewish person who celebrates Hanukkah but also Christmas (just for the extra presents)

Jew: Merry Christmas!!
Gentile: What? You're Jewish! You only celebrate Hanukkah
Jew: I'm a Jew with benefits. I celebrate both.

by roflobster210 December 28, 2011

snakes with benefits

The word snakes with benefits, or beneficial snakes, refers to a snake. A snake is a deceitful and untrustworthy person who shares private information that is intended to be spiteful or hurt someone. However, a snake with benefits is someone who snakes for good reasons (to get information or warn someone).

"You snake, you leaked to my crush my DM's that I liked her!"
"No, I leaked them for your own good! I'm a snake with benefits!"
"What' do you mean?"
"She likes you too, so when I DM'ed her about you liking her, she realized that you like her! It's called being snakes with benefits-- I be a snake for good intentions."

by brytah January 15, 2017

Friends with benefits

A mix of friendship and a relationship, with
out the emotional baggage. This can include sex, oral, making out, nudes, etc. Also known as more than friends

Me and that girl? No we aint dating l, we are friends with benefits!

by AGuy02 December 27, 2017

friends with benefits

A person that you have a sexual relationship without being emotionally involved. However, if you're a girl you know that it's impossible to have a sexual relationship without getting your emotions involved. Usually you end up being afraid to tell the person that you want serious committment because you don't want to be rejected. You keep your friends wtih benefits relationship because you are afraid of losing the person all together but it hurts you because you want more. You know you should tell the person how you really feel but you can't because you love them and you're afraid of losing them. When you finally do tell the person that you love them they might tell you that they love you back, if they don't then you can both move on, either way it's worth a shot because if you don't ask you'll never know.

Sally: I love you John, I want more than friends with benefits.
Fred: Why didn't you say something sooner? I love you too! Let's be boyfriend and girlfriend.

by Veggie Lover March 17, 2009

friends with benefits

Two friends with a very casual dating relationship. The benefits can be really good, long, flirty conversations; make-out sessions with no commitment; sex without commitment; etc.

We're not going out. We're just friends with benefits.

by Jane Lane October 5, 2003

friend with benefits

A concept exactly described and labeled "erotic friendship" by Milan Kundera in his classic novel "The Unbearable Lightness of Being", which impressed the literate world back in 1984. That is basically what that book is about: "friend with benefits" vs. "traditional". - And who wins? Well, let's say: both fail, but "traditional" does it with more grace.

I don´t love you, but I like you, I mean, I really like you, I like to have go out with you, I love to have sex with you. You are sort of my friend with benefits.

by Urban Dictionary July 4, 2004