Beijing Blowjob

When you put an eBay turbo kit on your moms bone stock Honda accord and eventually blew the heads off of it by forcing 40psi into that thing

“My buddy Eli just gave his engine a Beijing Blowjob”

by Super6.fo August 30, 2025

Beijing Bye Bye

To get a happy ending at a massage parlor and leave without paying.

Yes I was really stressed so I went to the parlor, to be honest I Beijing bye byed!

by SouperDude September 26, 2025

The Beijinger

The Beijinger is a newspaper written by Asians for Asians in Beijing. It’s called it’s own people cowards and even has stated they won’t defend their own women. They are correct.

Hey did you see the Beijingers new article last night?

No I don’t speak noodle asshole.

by Southerndickray November 22, 2018

Wassup Beijing

The meme where the leader of china. Says wassup Beijing

Wassup Beijing "enter Yao edit here"

by Simgmarizzler March 30, 2025

International School of Beijing

The best international school in Beijing, near the much inferior Beijing international bilingual academy

Student 1: Yo my fellow BIBA student, I’m transferring to ISB(International school of Beijing)
Student 2: you get to escape this Australian gulag?!! That’s amazing!

by Australian gulag survivor June 27, 2023