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off the bench

off the bench refers to a person, place or thing that is mad crazy and awesome. the bench is some sort of metaphorical "normal track" of life, because it is straight and confined. When a player (person) is "on the bench", they aren't playing the game (of life). to be off the bench is one who A. goes against the norm and B. enjoys life to its full extent.
1. "why are you wearing that crazy hat around town?"
"maybe if you get off the bench noob, you'd know."

2. "did you see that cat eating with chopsticks? wow, that kitty is WAY off the bench."

3. "i was going to go to the supermarket here in town, but the one in the next district has a water slide out back. how off the bench is that?"
by HillZilla May 26, 2010
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Bench Sniffer

Shamefully sycophantic person so needy for connection with the object of their desire they'd do anything to experience an intimate detail of said person's physique, including rushing to sniff the bench they'd just been sitting on.
Larry is always kissing my ass and making clumsy, desperate attempts to spend time with me. He's such a fucking bench sniffer.
by Stitches February 6, 2015
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Benchy

A skinny long haired male often mistaken for a lesbian

Always juicy and can be found half naked out the front of mac Donald's or Kmart trying to tick drugs
I bought a bot off that benchy the other day cunt is FUCKED
by Frankmillsenburg February 25, 2017
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bench titties

When a guy bench presses a lot and gets big pecks, but then stops working out so his peck get fat and sag like titties.
Look at that guy run with those bench titties
by Shotgun Bob May 23, 2017
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Benching

When someone gets on their hands and knees behind someone and another person pushes that person over the person on the floor
Oi fam, lets bench this ginger nonce. Benching is bare fun
by TescoClubCard June 24, 2018
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Benchmarktard

An asshole so consumed by benchmark results, that this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.
That dude is such a benchmarktard, he does this ever fall when new GPUs launch!
by Klaatu9898 August 27, 2018
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beanchip

Someone who orders a portion of extra large beans with a side of chips
“Hi, could I get a beanchip please you PLEb
by Decky1690 February 6, 2021
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