House Beaner

A Mexican that sucks up to the white man to gain favor.

“ When Mr Johnson comes around that Vato kisses his ass because he wants to go golfing with that Gringo. Damn house Beaner.

by Jalapeño ass burn March 9, 2020

Beaner Hunting

Beaner hunting is the act of getting in a big 'ol beaner huntin' truck, a truck with a large bed and preferably spotlights on top of the truck's cab, and going out with your redneck friends to hunt down some dirty beans. The hunting can be conducted in a number of ways. If one prefers a ranged challenge or doesn't want to get greasy from his prey, they can use a .50 cal attached to the truck. However, hardcore K.K.K. members will want to get in close for the kill, using butter knives, pitchforks, or even just their bare genitals.

Rick and I are going Beaner Hunting.

After I got my new machete, I tested it out by going beaner hunting.

by spankwhore94 May 28, 2014

Sewer beaner

A Mexican born in Mexico, but doesn’t know how to speak Spanish. Also has the state of Iowa on their birth certificate.

Andy: Jay how are you Mexican and born in Mexico, but can’t speak Spanish?

Justin: I’m from Iowa!

Andy: Oh you’re such a sewer beaner...

by beechs November 6, 2017

Euro Beaners

People from Spain. More lazy and less skilled in yard work and construction than US beaners. They also speak Spanish at 5000 words a minute.

When do beaners become euro beaners?

When they date your daughter.

by T Macalicious April 24, 2014

Cleaner Beaner

A person who cleans your house that is of Hispanic ancestry. Generally female but can be male. For a male example, see the movie The Birdcage. May be paid for their services in either US Dollar or tacos. If paying in tacos you must tip in salsa.

Damn bro, I just took a nasty shit. I gotta call the cleaner beaner to shine up my porcelain throne.

by Mount Shasta January 10, 2008

Ice Beaner

Term used to describe an eskimo or person of inuit descent.

Hey who's that over there? He looks like one of them mexicans.

Oh him, hes'from Canada; he' an eskimo or something like that.

Haha, what an ice beaner.

by Skippy:P April 4, 2010

Beaner Rigging

taking a piece of crap car and trying to make it nice by using spray paint and other cheap materials.

I saw my neighbor beaner rigging his 1992 toyota tercel by spray painting his rims purple and rewiring the audio system.

by coopone September 7, 2012