Clunge dump

When a male takes a horrendous turd and inserts deep within said wenches vagina. She must then proceed to 'dump' said turd on the alpha males chest.

Guy 1 "hey dude what did you do last night?"
Guy 2 "not much Clara decided to clunge dump on me lay night"
Guy 1 "LAD!"

by QueefyBat July 31, 2013

clunge snot

Another name for vaginal leakage.

That girl Jess is a peice of clunge snot!

by Flower68 January 1, 2019

Clunge on toast

A clunge that is out of action (due to a monthly period) and wearing a sanitary towel or panty liner.

Alex: Did you give her some last night?
Matt: Nah mate, I don't like clunge on toast.

by clungewriter November 6, 2011

clunge wrapper

sanitary towel

"she peeled the stinky clunge wrapper from her panties"

by Spycho August 5, 2003

Clunge Diver

Someone who likes to dive into some clunge.

Man 1: Man, whats up wid you, why you look so dooown?
Man 2: coz i hav not been clunge diving in ageess.
Man 1: then go dive in some clunge! clunge diver

by Duuuuunc May 22, 2009

Crocodile Clunge

A crocodile clunge is a vagina that is a crocodile's mouth and takes up the entirety of the lower body. The term originates from a movie called 'Tokyo Gore Police' featuring a girl who actually has a crocodile clunge.

Wow, that girl's crocodile clunge just bit that guy's arms off.

by cnirvana1 September 20, 2009

Yeasty Clunge

The female cleft, or vagina if you will, left in a state of terrible disrepair. In fact it has been left in such a state that it has developed a sour fungal inhabitant of the genus Candida. A truly terrible affliction.

Rupert: "I dare say my good man, do you smell sour dough?"

Everett: "Nay, man! That fiendish scent be wafting from between the legs of that saucy tart at the table right there!"

Rupert: "Agh! Your right!" "Close your legs you saucy tart, your cloying up the bar with the stench from your Yeasty Clunge!"

by RedSchmutz July 17, 2009