Jack Bauer

A man shoots a woman and inserts his penis into the bullet wound.
by tony almeda 2 February 12, 2009
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Jack Bauer Power Hour

During the show 24 instead of taking a shot every time jack says dammit, everyone I know takes a sip of beer every time they say Jack or Bauer, and 2 drinks for every time they say Jack Bauer
Jack Bauer Power Hour
by Saaahker February 06, 2009
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B-52 Eddie Bauer

A fact in a statement that the speaker seemingly pulled out of their ass. The statement is made in a pompous and overconfident manner. Any fact that your American History teacher tells you other than the ones that can be found in your American History Book.
Is said in an hypermasculine Arnold Schwarzenegger Voice
"B-52 Eddie Bauer"
"The B-52 dropped the atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki."
"They have always had B-52's..."
"Bought a new Eddie Bauer straight cash"
"If you send a rapist to prison you create a superrapist."
by Average Student March 08, 2008
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Lauren Bauer

MOMMY. The Ass queen of CP. So hot.
"Dude, Lauren Bauer just posted"
"Dude, I know that shit is gas."
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Bauer Sesh

A marijuana smoking session which leads on to the wee hours of the morning, preferably out of a bong, and consumes many grams in one sitting.
Yo man I was tryin to fuckin catch a wink last night but steve just stayed up Bauer Seshin' beside me.
by Weed112 October 12, 2010
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Bauer

There is no way in describing the size of a Bauer's Penis, its huge, even though a Bauer is a great person everyone rejects a Bauer, fearing they would die from the size.
Hey Ann, yeah I heard dave has a Bauer, no wonder no hits on him, their afraid, well i'm not.
by UrbanMafia October 18, 2023
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Bauer

Dude, that was so bauer!
by Bauer oh December 18, 2021
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