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In the Basement

A person who is secretly a nerd, and is afraid to tell anyone.
Bill: Hey have you seen Jimmy?

Ted: Yeah, he's off playing D&D with some freinds, but don't tell anyone because he's totally in the basement.
by ninjarabbi May 10, 2010
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Act Bessemer

Bessemer is a city in AL known for having their own language. To Act Bessemer is an attiude of being HARD and will SNAP on someone or a situation.

Act Bessemer - a term use to say you are about to step in and regulate an issue
Man, they down their trippin, they bout to make me Act Bessemer up in here.
by An-Jay September 22, 2008
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Bassam

A hott, tall Ethnic Man with a heart of Gold and a toungue ring.
Also can be used as a verb, such as seeing a tall hott man and swooning over him
Girl: "I saw that hott tall man And I Bassamed!"
by jennycrackedcorn February 10, 2010
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Basement Bum

A middle aged vagabond who hides in your basement in order to stay out of bad weather. They sit in the dark corners of your cellar until you go down there to get laundry done or bring out the holiday ornaments. Once you do, they attack you with a rusty screwdriver that is infested with diseases.

All basement bums are male. There is no such thing as a female basement bum. If you think you see a female basement bum, it's probably a hooker or a crackhead.

If you believe you may have a basement bum, do not call 911. The emergency operators will simply laugh at you. Instead, call 1-800-BUM-HELP and pray to god that it's not too late...
Guy 1: Hello?!

Guy 2: Hey. What's up?

Guy 1: Dude, come over quick! I think I may have a basement bum in my cellar!

Guy 2: Yeah fucking right, man. I'm not going to mess with that crazy fucker!

Guy 1: Please, I thought we were friends! Just come over real quick and bring your gun.

Guy 2: Ahahahahahaha! Bullets can't hurt a basement bum. You're fucking dead, man!

Guy 1: What should I do?!

Guy 2: Hang up and call 1-800-BUM-HELP quick!

Guy 1: What?

Guy 2: Just do it!! ...Godspeed!

Guy 1: Okay I'll call you ba--AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! HEEEEEEELP!! ...WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT SCREWDRIVER?!? OH SWEET JESUS!!!!! AHHHHHH!!

*Dial Tone*

Guy 2: Holy shit...
by RVB123 April 20, 2010
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basse couture

This word is the opposite of "haute couture," or "high fashion." Basse couture fashion represents the glorification of the common and cheap, instead of the rare and expensive. "Basse couture" is a term that can especially apply to hipsters.
-- These english and rhetoric majors are so fashionable they almost look homeless.
-- Yeah, basse couture.
by D-Dubster November 10, 2009
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Basementation

Camping and/or cramming numerous bodies (people and pets alike) in a homeslice's basement for a particularly awesome weekend.
"I would much rather go on an extra basementation than go to another townie wedding."
by basement squatter September 28, 2012
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Ball Basement

nutsack, flesh bag housing the sperm rich testicles.
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