Someone who stays in your basement for way too long without consent, and usually eats too much of your food.
Jake: Dude, could you bring me another Red Bull?
Hunter: Will you stop being such a Basement Golem?
Jake: Sniff... It's just till I get back on my feet...
Hunter: Square.
-Basement Golem-
Hunter: Will you stop being such a Basement Golem?
Jake: Sniff... It's just till I get back on my feet...
Hunter: Square.
-Basement Golem-
by alldaschnitzelsindahousesayhey March 24, 2009
A basement guy/man is an employee of a company who often work in customer service or run the social media page. They work with a metaphorical gun to their head.
The basement guy is taking a lot of heat in the comments, but it’s not their fault. They had to submit that post because it’s their job.
by TheGaryTard May 22, 2023
by Basement Duo September 18, 2022
somebody's wifi who is so shit that it feels like they're connected to McDonald's wifi from 6 feet underground.
Person 1: "Bro, you are so laggy I'm literally getting free kills"
Person 2: "idk man don't blame me"
Person 1: "stfu bum ass nigga you got basement wifi"
Person 2: "idk man don't blame me"
Person 1: "stfu bum ass nigga you got basement wifi"
by arcticroy July 09, 2021
If youre irish, but dont drink on St Patrick's day, youre probably probably the biggest cat in the basement ive seen
by Sexydimma August 13, 2016
Someone who is successful at a video game (or similar activity) in local play or within their circle of friends, but is easily defeated by actual good players. The term is most likely based on the typical horizontally-arranged tier system, in which the lowest tier is the " basement ", and the best player of that tier is it's " king ".
by Kripto November 08, 2015
by Breckenridge July 03, 2008