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bamtard

Just because a person listens to HIM does not make them a "bamtard". there are those of us out there who like HIM and cannot stand the stupid fuckup Ville Valo hangs out with.

in short, it's a combination of "bam" and "retard"... making a "bamtard" somebody who is stupid (retarded) enough to like bam. can also be somebody who freakishly obsessed in the teenybopper form.
Bamtard is such a stupid word.
by I Hate Bam August 1, 2004
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Bamtastic

An event that is considered fantastic but has happened randomly, by suprise and/or all of a sudden.
A 5 dollar bill falls from the sky.
guy 1: whoa that 5 bucks came out of nowhere
guy 2: thats bamtastic!
by Justin Grimes June 20, 2007
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Bantanamo Bay

Where the true legends of banter serve their sentences for being unrivalled in the art of humour. The length of your sentence reflects the quality of your banter.
1: You're too jokes brovva
2: I know. I'm serving a life sentence at Bantanamo Bay.
by Alzamatralz October 1, 2016
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bantanio

from the book of merchant of venice, two characters bassanio and antonio are clearly gay for e/o . so bantanio means bassanio + antonio put together #shipname . dont tell me otherwise that their not gay its q obv. aiya teacher always say they not gay but bullshit they are😅😅
student : see bassanio and antonio from merchant of venice, their gay
teacher : no their not
student : bantanio ftw !!!
by chickenporkporkchicken August 22, 2021
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Baltah

(v.) to dance artlessly, without particular grace or skill but usually with enjoyment. Also spelled balter or balta
let's get high and go for a baltah
by gcent July 23, 2014
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Baetable

(Adjective) A person with qualities that would make them a good bae.
He is so baetable.
by LordFarquhar96 May 6, 2016
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bagtard

portmanteau formed from bagholder + bagnard + retard

def: (1) a "very stable genius" (aka moron) who envisions himself as an astute 'investor' (aka wannabe) and after buying a bunch of bad stocks, instead of prudently selling, rightaway, and taking a loss, stubbornly holds-on "long-and-strong" until the stock goes to ZERO and he is flat broke; (2) a person who stubbornly refuses to admit he made a mistake and desperately and stubbornly holds onto his erroneous position, long after being shown irrefutable facts proving him wrong e.g., also see trumptard .
Anyone who invested in NAK thinking it was their El Dorado, has been proved a bagtard!
by Mister Hankey April 9, 2021
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