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from the book of merchant of venice, two characters bassanio and antonio are clearly gay for e/o . so bantanio means bassanio + antonio put together #shipname . dont tell me otherwise that their not gay its q obv. aiya teacher always say they not gay but bullshit they areπŸ˜…πŸ˜…
student : see bassanio and antonio from merchant of venice, their gay
teacher : no their not
student : bantanio ftw !!!
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Bantonio Banteras

A man who is good looking, well dressed and possesses the gift that is good Banter. Named after the original Antonio Banderas.
'he's a good looking kid isn't he'
'yeah mate, really funny lad aswell'
'bloody hell nice threads too, triple threat, Bantonio Banteras.'

bananionic 

A series of 4 altered ionian scales in music theory. They are as follows. ( C concert as root note)
Jazz name numbers letters
Ionian flat 2 = 1 b2 3 4 5 6 7 = c Db e f g a b
ionian raise 2 = 1 #2 3 4 5 6 7 = c D# e f g a b

Ionian flat 5 = 1 2 3 4 b5 6 7 = c d e f Gb a b

Ionian raise 6 = 1 2 3 4 5 #6 7 = c d e f g A# b
The first bananionic scale sounds much stranger than the other three.
bananionic by fuckjazz January 28, 2015

Bantanimo Bay 

Bantanimo Bay is like Guantanimo Bay but full of banta. It is owned by the religion Bantianity and contains several Bantathedrials.

There is a king who is also the god of Bantianity and also a prophet of said religion. Getting laid is easy here and it is open to all sorts of kinky shit.
Have you been held captive in Bantanimo Bay?