Baldy Fudgepacker

1) Someone who is baldy and indulges in anal sex, normally a gay male, but not always so. Often called Menza.

2) A machine used by Cadbury's to put bars of Fudge into boxes for distribution

3) The opperator of the above machine.
I'm a baldy fudgepacker, I pack baldy fudge in boxes.
by Baldy Fudgepacker November 28, 2019
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Baldy Mophead

A person who has a bald spot on top of their head, with long hair coming down around the bald spot.
An insult for a retard
Shutup you baldy mophead.

Right John, shut the fuck up your mums a baldy mophead.

“Oi James do you know Ryan from the year below?” - “Oh that baldy mophead, unfortunately.”
by Daddylegs92 April 15, 2022
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Jason Baldi

The most amazing, Fun loving boyfriend there is. He will always put a smile on your face! He has a really funny name too! Lol Baldi.
Please let this get through he is having a hard night :) I love Jason Baldi
by Jade23trip January 03, 2022
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baldy downlow

Ugly white boy with missing teeth who has to have a girlfriend and kids by his side to hide the fact that he secretly likes to be bent over and given it hard by another man in the butt. He has been this way for years and has to hide it because he talks so much shit about others and knows everybody will laugh at him. His girlfriends secretly know about this and have tried to remain on their side but he ends up messing up the relationship because he drinks so much and tries to sleep with anybody and everybody. Also has to constantly speak down on other females to make himself feel better because his butthole still hurts from the the big cucumber his girl shoved up his but the night before without using lube.
Oh he takes it in the butt? What a baldy downlow.
by Niggabitchbullyxxx October 25, 2019
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Baldi (Baldi's Basics)

Baldi is a antagonist that tries to chase the player in Baldi's Basics (BBIEAL). He can hear doors and noises that the player does.
A person: Baldi's Basics is too hard! I can't get away from Baldi (Baldi's Basics)!
by RandomGuy4291142 January 01, 2023
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Baldi’s Basics

Baldi’s Basics (Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning, Baldi’s Basics Classic, or simply Baldi) is a game where your friend left his noteboos at school but he can’t get them because he’ll be late for eating pracitce. Professor Baldi loves giving you 3 question each every time you collect a notebook, but the 3 question in every notebook (except the 1st one) is intelligible and impossible to answer. Despite this, Baldi still gets mad at you and chases you around the school getting faster every notebook making it harder to get all the notebooks, reach all 4 exits, and escape the school.
Person 1: aye wanna play Baldi’s Basics?
Person 2: nah that game weird ash
by omgwhatiswhy December 28, 2022
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Baldi

Long legs and no hair.
If you get an answer wrong, Baldi gets angry.
by mrdrmaster September 25, 2020
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