Baldy stegle

A tall skinny baldy man that looks like a lamppost , he has a nech like an ostrich and a head as soft as a bum cheeck and as pointed as a nipple
Did you see the baldy stegle today
by Choga July 17, 2018
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baldy scout

A term to define a Scouts BSA member who has gone above and beyond. Much like Mt.Baldy they have reached a peak and are a top 1% scout. Baldy Scouts are peak scouts within the organization.
That guy is an Eagle Scout, he’s a Philmont Ranger, and he has staffed NAYLE. He is definitely a Baldy Scout.
by ScoutmasterK September 15, 2023
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Baldy Boys

A group of folically challenged men or women
Me: look at that guy over there
Friend: What is wrong with him?
Me: Baldy Boys!!!!!!
by Jonah the chef May 10, 2018
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Baldy Fudgepacker

1) Someone who is baldy and indulges in anal sex, normally a gay male, but not always so. Often called Menza.

2) A machine used by Cadbury's to put bars of Fudge into boxes for distribution

3) The opperator of the above machine.
I'm a baldy fudgepacker, I pack baldy fudge in boxes.
by Baldy Fudgepacker November 28, 2019
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Baldy Mophead

A person who has a bald spot on top of their head, with long hair coming down around the bald spot.
An insult for a retard
Shutup you baldy mophead.

Right John, shut the fuck up your mums a baldy mophead.

“Oi James do you know Ryan from the year below?” - “Oh that baldy mophead, unfortunately.”
by Daddylegs92 April 15, 2022
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Baldi

Great teacher due to his incredible hearing abilities! He can not only tell where any sound came from, but who made it too!
by thisisnotatest69 February 18, 2024
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Baldy

A person from Darndale, usually male, with an odd, egg like, appearance.
Let's all go laugh at the baldy.
by Mehoop July 2, 2019
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