baffoon

an educated person. One who uses correct spelling and grammar.

Only non-baffoons spell "buffoon" as "baffoon".

by inquisitiveidiot May 5, 2009

baffer

baffen is the same as rimmen or rimming ...using your tongue to stimulate the anus either of a man or woman

Ow yeah baby lick my p00per :o You are one great baffer :D

by GSnIet April 2, 2008

My BFFS

A amazing, beautiful, intelligent, and simply perfect girl. they are perfect friends. They are great dancers, and can do anything they set there mind to. They will do anything for their friends, and will always be there for them no matter what. They are awesome friends to make, and will never leave your side. Theyare perfect in every way

Sofie, Finn, Ally, Bella..... The only people i need My BFFS

by Madsta101 August 23, 2017

Alabama Ass Baffle

The act of fornication between a man and woman. The fornication must take place in a bathroom of a bar, near a sink which has recently been used as a receptacle for vomit. The man will "hit it from behind" while the woman eats the vomit from said sink.

The woman is the "bafflee" and the man is the "baffler."

"Did you see what's going on in the bathroom?"
"Yeah, they are totally doing the Alabama Ass Baffle!"

by Smooth912 April 20, 2010

Bafflegated

To be really, really confused and stressed about it.

"Argh! I can't figure out this stupid problem!", "HAHA! You are bafflegated."

by Adam A. April 21, 2006

biffship

A relationship of two bffs, like a friendship but even better!

"Cat is the whore in our biffship."

by gsdfgsdgrgrt November 27, 2009

barfstool

A stool in which you are sitting while having a drink with your friends. When you mistakenly have to much, you jump off the stool to run to the bathroom. Unfortunately, you don't make it in time and somehow vomit gets all over the bar stool, your friends shoes, and some how in your girlfriend's purse.

Guy 1: Hey, that's your 14th Cosmo, bro. Are you sure you're feeling alright?
Guy 2: Now that you mention it, I ----
(Guy 3 approaches )
Guy 1: Woah, dude. I wouldn't sit there. It's a barfstool.

by pongogorb April 20, 2010